5in1
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 'Gibberish' DT
1in1
Ashwin, look after the house, we are going to the temple and will return back in couple of hours time…
She is also coming along with you?
Who? My wife? Of course da…
Cant you go to temple only in the weekend, instead of going daily?
What’s the problem Ashwin? You know our family situation? We only have two rooms to live; she is just new to our family... I have to take her somewhere daily, so that she enjoys being with us…
I know... but...
You are my little brother, you can understand... but she is new... if I keep her inside these four walls, she will be mad... so you keep preparing for your exams... we will be back soon…
But I am not able to study here... we have this two rooms and it’s so suffocating... Henceforth I am going to my friends house every day evening to study there... I will return only in night for dinner... so...
So...
If you have to go to temple, you please go only in the weekend….
All these days you didn’t know we only have two rooms here and you could able to study... Suddenly now what happened?
Please… don’t ask me anything, I’m going… you two be here …
(Friend calls)
Eh Ashwin… coming ?
Where?
The same place where we went yesterday.. forgot? 5in1 Park.. Lot of birds were there.. We can keep on watching… hehe
No Venkat, I’m not coming, I’ve to study...
Arae.. Yesterday you came with us and we enjoyed watching all birds hiding under the bushes and doing naughty things... hehe..What happened today?
I’m not coming there, I’m not interested... I don’t want to intrude into other people personal things…
If they are personal, who asked them to come to the park and kiss each other, let them do it at their home na…
Please, don’t talk rubbish; I’m going to library nearby my house to study… I’m keeping the phone down.. Bye…
(Sorry Venkat, how can I tell you the truth… when we went to the park yesterday, I watched my own brother with his wife yesterday… I can’t even think that horrible scene again… I had to be blamed… I should have known the nuisance I’m creating for them… they are just married.. and in our two rooms, where is the privacy for them, If I keep on burning the lamp throughout the day in the name of studying…
I didn’t know that they are coming to this park daily when they tell me that they are going for Temple... Now I think I have given them the Temple within our house... so that they can worship wholeheartedly...
2in1
Vasantha, Geetha is in the house or not?
First, put the slippers outside and come inside and relax... Why are you shouting for your daughter from the gate?
You tell me, Geetha is in the house or not?
No, she is not here, has gone to some friends place...
Which friend?
How am I supposed to know all that? May be some college friend...
Are you talking like her mother, can’t you know all these things?
What happened now? Why are you shouting at me?
If you know what I have seen, you won’t be asking such questions to me…
First tell me what happened?
You know this 5in1 park on the way to our house?
Yes…
While I was coming... the bus halted there for few minutes…and... and…
What then?
I saw our daughter with someone in a bench there... in a very... I feel ashamed even to tell that…
What? Don’t talk rubbish; our daughter will not go into all these rubbish things? Did you see her?
No, I didn’t... they were turning that side… and that rascal... was actually touching... oh god... Eshwara… I thought of getting down right there, but the bus was too crowded, I couldn’t’…
You first keep quiet, I’m sure you have seen someone else.. You can’t even read newspaper properly without glass, and you have seen someone from the bus, that too without your glass…
I also wish it should not be our daughter, but still I won’t get satisfied till I get this fact cleared…
Ok, ok, be quiet, our daughter is coming…
(Night)
Vasantha Do you have venkat’s phone number?
Now what are you going to do? Call him and ask if my daughter was there with you in the evening for studying as she told us today?
What else you expect me to do? If she was in Venkat’s house for studying, I’ll thank all gods right now… but if she wasn’t... then... oh…
Oh god. Stop crying like a small child, our child, will not indulge in all these things... that too in Public Park…
Whatever you say? I will not get satisfied, until I check with Venkat… I’ll go to his house tomorrow and check, it will not be appropriate to check over phone…
(Next Day)
Papa… where are you leaving so early?
Ah... I... I... I am going for a walk da …
Walking? Wow... you never used to go all these days, why now suddenly?
Hmm... because.. because.. doctor told me…
Whatever, walking is anyway good... can I come with you for the walk?
Ah... no, no… you be here.. I’ll go all alone…
Ok, if you want to enjoy your privacy even at this age, I won’t disturb you then… but before that I want you to forgive me…
Forgive you? For what?!!!
I actually, i… didn’t go to Venkat’s house for study as I told you pa…
What? You didn’t go to venkat’s house? Then...then... where were you? Vasantha...come here…
Why are you calling mother now? Sorry pa, I told you a lie… I didn’t go to venkat’s house…
You are the belief & trust we have even at this age…. You can’t…
Ayo pa... don’t talk filmy dialogues, I didn’t go anywhere… but I went for this only…
What?
New dress for you & for mother… Happy marriage anniversary papa…
You... you... went…
Yes pa, I went for shopping… it was damn crowd… that’s why got delayed yesterday evening reaching home…
Oh latha... you are my daughter… how can I…
Why what happened?
Nothing.... you forgive this old father da…
3in1
Venkat, I have good news for you…
What is that Sweet Heart?
You are going to be a father Idiot!
Whewwww…. I’m so happy darling... don’t go anywhere else I am coming home right now there… I... eh wait, wait.. My boss calling, let me pick that phone first… Yes boss…
Venkat, we have a Breaking News, I want you to go to 5in1 park immediately…
Sir, I am through for the day, Infact I am already in my home sir…
Listen Venkat, we have a suicide case... It is interesting... a boy found an Internet Clip from a Adult website, which involves his sister & his boyfriend in an alarming position taken in 5in1 park… someone captured it through mobile camera…
Sir…
Listen, after seeing this video, the boy allegedly got angry and hit her sister … it’s still not sure, if the girl committed suicide for the video being leaked on the Internet or by the hit of his brother... I want you to go to 5in1 Park immediately and report from there… I have asked Shilpi to report from their house…
Sir, Actually, I have become a father..So…
Congratulations Venkat, now please rush to 5in1 hotel, we don’t have much time to cover this up… Bye…
Hello...Hello! Subha are you there?
Yes... you are coming na…
No, some urgent assignment, have to rush... will talk to you tonight...
What? What’s the matter?
It is… well leave it… it’s the time to rejoice … let’s not discuss about it now… I don’t really know if I have to feel happy or sad...
Any problem?
No darling... Occupational hazards... will take care of it... you take care of yourself… Bye…
4in1
Sunil, this is a public park, keep your hands away…
Come on yaar… don’t be spoilsport, these days it’s very common…
May be, but I feel very shy…
Nothing to feel shy about it, many couples come here and they just express their love without any inhibitions… come closer…
Ahh… arae… enough sunil… stop it... look there someone is coming…
Who is this villain at this juncture?
Sir… I work as a watchman in this park…
Ah.. so.. what you want?
I don’t want anything, just wanted to know if you people need anything.
What? No, we don’t want anything, you can go…
Hehe… I’m at your service sir…
I told you na, we don’t need anything...
No sir, if you people want, I can arrange for a room for you…
What?
You just have to pay Rs.100 for one hour... full privacy guaranteed… it is just nearby…
Sunil, this guy is mad, let’s go from this place…
Sir, think about it, I’m here only, anytime you want I can arrange for a room for you both…
Sunil, I told you not to behave like this publicly, see, now some idiot is asking if we need room! You know in which sense he is asking us… I really feel ashamed...
It’s ok da... why do you bother his comments… ?
No sunil, now I realize my mistake, it’s no harm coming out with you, but I should have known my limits... I gave too much freedom to you... I really feel ashamed now, how in the world I become senseless to allow you to … god... m leaving…
Sweet Heart, we are anyway going to marry, what’s the problem…
Take your hand Sunil, if you really love me, marry me with your parent consent... I’m all yours... but yes... even after marriage; I will not allow you to do such things publicly… I need to follow the culture I’ve been brought in... Thanks to that watchman… good bye...
5in1
What? You are going to stop blogging? Venkat, but why?
I ran out of ideas man…
Are you joking? We would miss your Gibberish stories then?
Now don’t think I’m a kid ok! I can understand, in which sense you say…
No man I am serious…
Don’t lie Idiot... you hardly visit my blog to read my stories…
No, no... I do... I may not give my comments, but I do visit your blog… I enjoy reading your stories...
Enough, but I am not going to write any more stories… I don’t know what to write... I am not getting any more inspirations to write...
You can’t say like that... writers like you never go out of ideas... you can write stories... seeing anything or hearing anything...
No ya, I can’t…
I bet you can… hmm… see... do you see that park... 5in1 park... it’s more famous for couples coming out there rather than the greeneries around… hehehe..
So what?
So what? … Look can you see a couple there… enjoying sitting in the bench there... not really worried about the people passing by… cant you write one story looking at them…
No I can’t…
You can da Venkat... Come on... fill your blog with this concept… it would be interesting to read…
Nope… As usual people going to thrash me for my stories... that’s what going to happen...
Janu....
Friday, September 11, 2009 'Gibberish' DT
Venky… I am feeling hungry da…
How many times I told you not to call me Venky…
Why? Venky is so sweet…
Venkat is so sweet..not venky…
Venkat might be your name… But I love calling you venky dear…
Ok, I’ll call you monkey then…
Any name you call me with love, is perfectly acceptable for me sir…
Ok sweet heart… let’s go to Shanthi Sagar and have something...
Shanthi sagar –ah? Why that!
You only told na... that you are hungry!
Ya...but why not some other place...?
Why, what’s wrong in that?
There is nothing wrong, but I remember you taking me to minimum 3 star restaurants during early days of our love…
Ya... that’s why today I came to this stage of searching for middle class restaurants…
Idiot! If you say like this now, where would you take me after our marriage…?
Have to search for street shop vendors…
What?
Nothing da… you can relish those only if you eat there once in a while, not always… come let’s have Bonda…
Poda..
(At the Hotel)
Venky... You know... what’s special today…?
I’m gone... don’t tell me this is our 100 days of our love… or 50th time we have dated together outside...Please… Men are very weak in remembering these calculations…
No da.. Today is world Miss day..
Oh, we have to wish our teachers is it?
Idiot! I’m not talking about your school Miss; I am talking about missing someone you love…. You like… you treasure... Today is world’s Miss day...
Oh I see…
Ya, that’s why I am very particular to see you today as early as possible....don’t want to miss you on this miss day…
Ah...Hot... Hot.. bonda has come..
Do you have any feelings...? I am talking about something emotional... and you are more interested in your Bonda... When all your romance died?
The moment I saw you…
Duffer…
Yaar… let me complete it... I was about to say... the moment I saw you... it is always over flowing... I’m never in shortage…
Ya.. I could see its overflowing in the way the bonda’s are going inside your mouth…
Now what’s the matter? Why you look so irritated today?
Venky.. Be Serious… As I told you over phone..I am thinking of discussing about our love with my father today...
Oh is it? I’ll book a flight tonight then... your father will not leave me if I’m in the town...
I am going…
Eh sorry ma... I am serious now... sit...
No, you eat your bonda’s.. I’m going... you don’t have any seriousness...
Eh don’t go... the time I spend with the you is when I can see heaven on earth... don’t want to see hell right here after you go...
You are never short of filmy dialogue, I’m telling you…
Only I know how sweet you look when you have angry face on me... I really love you…
You are one Flattery king...
Leave that... Don’t get tensed while talking to your father ok! After all I don’t see any reason for your father to say No to such a good looking person on earth...
Venky... not all are blind like me …
Now you have started… Ah...
I am going to tell him clearly... if you are willing to marry me to this stupid, then fine... I am ready... otherwise… I… I… (Sobs)
You fool... now why are you getting emotional…
I don’t know about you… But I can’t see myself romancing with any other stupid than you... I’m telling you... if he says no, you either convince him or you take me somewhere...
Calm down ya... I know about my father-in-law, he can’t be so cruel to such a lovely daughter... if you don’t stop crying, then I’m going to eat this entire bonda...
Idiot... fool... Stupid... you and your bonda… (smiles)
See you look less ugly when u smile than you cry…
You are the most loving person I hate in this entire world… (Hugs)
Madam... this is Shanthi Sagar… not Prem Sagar... please control your emotions...
I am hugging my husband... who can stop me from it…
(Night)
Janu… what’s the matter... just saw your 9 missed calls..
Where were you idiot?
I was in the loo…
As expected... after eating all those bonda’s yourself…
Did you talk to your father...?
No, I’m going to talk in a short while... just thought to hear your voice once before I do that…
Don’t worry Janu… things will be allright.. No one can stop me from the disaster of marrying you...
I’m telling you... I am not going to spare you even a single day post marriage...
Hahah…
Eh, what if he says No…
Janu ma… why this negative thinking...?
No da... whatever he says, I want to see you immediately, only then I think I can live... because if he says YES, I would die out of happiness, and if he says No, I would die anyway …
Don’t be stupid …
Are you coming or not?
Ok, I’ll wait near the park opposite to your house in an hour... is that fine with you?
Thanks da venky.. I love you... wish me luck please..
I love you too janu... all the best…
(After 45 mins…)
Venky.. Have you reached my place?
Janu... did you talk to your father?
Where are you?
Idiot... I asked if you have talked to your father or not?
You first tell me... where are you?
I’m still in my house…
What? I told you to come here stupid!
Yes, but my father was on checking terms today... Couldn’t avoid him... so... But you tell me what happened?
If you are so afraid of your father even to come out of your house... how are you going to talk about our love to him?
Janu! What happened to you? Did you talk to your father or not?
I’m disconnecting the phone... I thought you would be here by now…
Understand da… things are not alright here... that’s why... but I was waiting for your phone all along... tell me da please.. I am not able to wait any longer...
Give me a kiss na…
What?
I said give me a kiss…
On phone?
Yes…
But my phone is dirty…
Idiot! I’m disconnecting…
Ok.. Ok.. Here you go… (Kisses)… got it...
Not bad… VENKY…. VENKY… my father agreed to our love…
Wow…. Hurray… JANU… (Kisses)… (kisses).. (kisses)…
Enough... enough... Want to clean your phone right now, is it?
Haha… I’m so happy janu...
Me too... he wants to meet you tomorrow... thought of meeting you right now and share this good news with a non virtual kiss… but you are very unlucky da venky…
No, I’m not... I am lucky...
How do you say that? You missed my kiss…
No Janu… I’m just 5 secs away to get it...
What? Idiot... you are here only…!!
Ya.. I’m just near the park in front of your house for more than 30 mins Madam…
Oh so sweet… wait for me... don’t go anywhere…
(Near the park)
Venky… I am so happy da.. I didn’t knew it would be so easy as this one... my heart almost came to an halt when he stared at me for a while before nodding his head smiling…
Hahah… I told you... your father cannot be as cruel as you are…
Do I look like a devil to you... stupid! When are you going to talk to your father?
May be tomorrow...
What if he says No…?
Simple... will look for Banu…
Stupid... Idiot... Fool… I’ll kill you… (beats)
Stop….stop... Please.. Stop…
(beating continues)
Arae.. baba.. .listen… my father said yes before your father did…
(beating continues)
Didn’t you listen to me... I said my father said YES before your father did…
What?
Yes Janu.. I discussed it the moment I reached home this evening.. he said Yes too…
Really? Oh venky.. I can’t believe it… (hugs tightly) does all love stories ends in happy ending as ours Venky?
I don’t know about others? But ours did… (kisses on cheeks) (hugs)
I love you da venky….
I love you too Banu… che… Janu…
What ?
(the beating continues for ever…)
How many times I told you not to call me Venky…
Why? Venky is so sweet…
Venkat is so sweet..not venky…
Venkat might be your name… But I love calling you venky dear…
Ok, I’ll call you monkey then…
Any name you call me with love, is perfectly acceptable for me sir…
Ok sweet heart… let’s go to Shanthi Sagar and have something...
Shanthi sagar –ah? Why that!
You only told na... that you are hungry!
Ya...but why not some other place...?
Why, what’s wrong in that?
There is nothing wrong, but I remember you taking me to minimum 3 star restaurants during early days of our love…
Ya... that’s why today I came to this stage of searching for middle class restaurants…
Idiot! If you say like this now, where would you take me after our marriage…?
Have to search for street shop vendors…
What?
Nothing da… you can relish those only if you eat there once in a while, not always… come let’s have Bonda…
Poda..
(At the Hotel)
Venky... You know... what’s special today…?
I’m gone... don’t tell me this is our 100 days of our love… or 50th time we have dated together outside...Please… Men are very weak in remembering these calculations…
No da.. Today is world Miss day..
Oh, we have to wish our teachers is it?
Idiot! I’m not talking about your school Miss; I am talking about missing someone you love…. You like… you treasure... Today is world’s Miss day...
Oh I see…
Ya, that’s why I am very particular to see you today as early as possible....don’t want to miss you on this miss day…
Ah...Hot... Hot.. bonda has come..
Do you have any feelings...? I am talking about something emotional... and you are more interested in your Bonda... When all your romance died?
The moment I saw you…
Duffer…
Yaar… let me complete it... I was about to say... the moment I saw you... it is always over flowing... I’m never in shortage…
Ya.. I could see its overflowing in the way the bonda’s are going inside your mouth…
Now what’s the matter? Why you look so irritated today?
Venky.. Be Serious… As I told you over phone..I am thinking of discussing about our love with my father today...
Oh is it? I’ll book a flight tonight then... your father will not leave me if I’m in the town...
I am going…
Eh sorry ma... I am serious now... sit...
No, you eat your bonda’s.. I’m going... you don’t have any seriousness...
Eh don’t go... the time I spend with the you is when I can see heaven on earth... don’t want to see hell right here after you go...
You are never short of filmy dialogue, I’m telling you…
Only I know how sweet you look when you have angry face on me... I really love you…
You are one Flattery king...
Leave that... Don’t get tensed while talking to your father ok! After all I don’t see any reason for your father to say No to such a good looking person on earth...
Venky... not all are blind like me …
Now you have started… Ah...
I am going to tell him clearly... if you are willing to marry me to this stupid, then fine... I am ready... otherwise… I… I… (Sobs)
You fool... now why are you getting emotional…
I don’t know about you… But I can’t see myself romancing with any other stupid than you... I’m telling you... if he says no, you either convince him or you take me somewhere...
Calm down ya... I know about my father-in-law, he can’t be so cruel to such a lovely daughter... if you don’t stop crying, then I’m going to eat this entire bonda...
Idiot... fool... Stupid... you and your bonda… (smiles)
See you look less ugly when u smile than you cry…
You are the most loving person I hate in this entire world… (Hugs)
Madam... this is Shanthi Sagar… not Prem Sagar... please control your emotions...
I am hugging my husband... who can stop me from it…
(Night)
Janu… what’s the matter... just saw your 9 missed calls..
Where were you idiot?
I was in the loo…
As expected... after eating all those bonda’s yourself…
Did you talk to your father...?
No, I’m going to talk in a short while... just thought to hear your voice once before I do that…
Don’t worry Janu… things will be allright.. No one can stop me from the disaster of marrying you...
I’m telling you... I am not going to spare you even a single day post marriage...
Hahah…
Eh, what if he says No…
Janu ma… why this negative thinking...?
No da... whatever he says, I want to see you immediately, only then I think I can live... because if he says YES, I would die out of happiness, and if he says No, I would die anyway …
Don’t be stupid …
Are you coming or not?
Ok, I’ll wait near the park opposite to your house in an hour... is that fine with you?
Thanks da venky.. I love you... wish me luck please..
I love you too janu... all the best…
(After 45 mins…)
Venky.. Have you reached my place?
Janu... did you talk to your father?
Where are you?
Idiot... I asked if you have talked to your father or not?
You first tell me... where are you?
I’m still in my house…
What? I told you to come here stupid!
Yes, but my father was on checking terms today... Couldn’t avoid him... so... But you tell me what happened?
If you are so afraid of your father even to come out of your house... how are you going to talk about our love to him?
Janu! What happened to you? Did you talk to your father or not?
I’m disconnecting the phone... I thought you would be here by now…
Understand da… things are not alright here... that’s why... but I was waiting for your phone all along... tell me da please.. I am not able to wait any longer...
Give me a kiss na…
What?
I said give me a kiss…
On phone?
Yes…
But my phone is dirty…
Idiot! I’m disconnecting…
Ok.. Ok.. Here you go… (Kisses)… got it...
Not bad… VENKY…. VENKY… my father agreed to our love…
Wow…. Hurray… JANU… (Kisses)… (kisses).. (kisses)…
Enough... enough... Want to clean your phone right now, is it?
Haha… I’m so happy janu...
Me too... he wants to meet you tomorrow... thought of meeting you right now and share this good news with a non virtual kiss… but you are very unlucky da venky…
No, I’m not... I am lucky...
How do you say that? You missed my kiss…
No Janu… I’m just 5 secs away to get it...
What? Idiot... you are here only…!!
Ya.. I’m just near the park in front of your house for more than 30 mins Madam…
Oh so sweet… wait for me... don’t go anywhere…
(Near the park)
Venky… I am so happy da.. I didn’t knew it would be so easy as this one... my heart almost came to an halt when he stared at me for a while before nodding his head smiling…
Hahah… I told you... your father cannot be as cruel as you are…
Do I look like a devil to you... stupid! When are you going to talk to your father?
May be tomorrow...
What if he says No…?
Simple... will look for Banu…
Stupid... Idiot... Fool… I’ll kill you… (beats)
Stop….stop... Please.. Stop…
(beating continues)
Arae.. baba.. .listen… my father said yes before your father did…
(beating continues)
Didn’t you listen to me... I said my father said YES before your father did…
What?
Yes Janu.. I discussed it the moment I reached home this evening.. he said Yes too…
Really? Oh venky.. I can’t believe it… (hugs tightly) does all love stories ends in happy ending as ours Venky?
I don’t know about others? But ours did… (kisses on cheeks) (hugs)
I love you da venky….
I love you too Banu… che… Janu…
What ?
(the beating continues for ever…)
Oh Papa!
Friday, August 21, 2009 'Gibberish' DT
Sir, when is the train to Bangalore reaching here?
It would come in next 10 minutes…
Thank you sir...
Oh Papa, how many times you would ask the same question to each and every one here. You just listened to the announcement..then.. why..
Nisha, the train is supposed to come at 8.45 PM, now the time is 10.00, they have already postponed the arrival 5 times…so…
All because of this stupid rain… didn’t know it would rain this far this time…
Ya, every time you come to see your parents, it rains…
Oh papa, I am more worried about what my friends would say… couldn’t go out and buy any sweets / namkeen for them… because of continuous rain... don’t know how I’m going to face them…
They are your friends, they would understand…
Yes, they would, but not with the same excuse every time I return from my home town...
Sir, I hope train would not be further delayed…
Yes, yes... it should come in next 5 minutes…
Oh papa, why are you making me feel ashamed in public… have some decency...
Enquiring about train arrival is indecent?
Yes, if you keep on asking for it every 2 minutes... I feel bad, from next time; don’t come to send me off okay…
How can I send you alone to station?
How can you send me alone to Bangalore? In the same way send me alone to the station when I visit you people next time...
Okay, okay, don’t get irritated at the last time, I would feel bad; I won’t ask you anything, happy…?
………
Looks like train is coming, stand little behind… come... come…
Oh papa... leave my hand... I’m not a small kid; I know to handle myself…
No Nisha, train would come in great speed, that’s why... so…
Oh papa, stop it…
Ok, okay… B1 Coach, III AC, 51 lower berth…
Ayo... papa… I know…
Why are you getting agitated so easily these days… you no longer wish to hear your old father’s words…?
Oh papa... definitely not if you keep repeating the same thing again and again like a customer care…
Train would stop here only for 5 minutes… so get to your coach quickly…. Come, come... rush…
We are standing just in the place where this B1 Coach would come, so no issues papa…
(After few mins..)
Ah… It’s fully dark inside the coach... already people have gone to sleep switching off the lights, how can we trace our seat, if these people switch off all lights...
Oh papa, please be silent... I know how to look…
See, this is 44, so 51 should be in the opposite…
Oh papa... don’t you see people sleeping, atleast be silent for sometime... don’t irritate me...
Eh someone is sleeping on our berth... hello Mr...! Mr…? this is 51, and is reserved for us, get up... hello…
PAPA…. Let me handle... tension mat lo… hello! Excuse me Sir... Excuse me! What’s your seat no..?
Train would leave in few minutes, hello, get up... Mr!
Papa… I’m telling you... you….
(After few mins..)
Abba... finally we got our berth... tie the suitcase with the chain, give the lock…
Papa... it’s a overnight journey, nothing will happen, I’ll take care...
No...No... Give the chain, let me tie it...
Papa... I have decided, next time I will come alone... no need for anyone to send me off...
My sweet girl... don’t get angry... see that’s it... just a second to lock...
Thanks for your advice…
Ok, take care ma… Have some breakfast and then go to office... Don’t hurry to office as soon as you reach home … as you might be late…
OK PAPA… now get down…
Your mother has given all paste & ready to cook powders, are all packed inside, keep it in fridge as soon as you reach home.. Otherwise it will get spoiled...
Oh! Ok pa…
Take care of yourself; drink only hot water, till this flu danger gets over…
Hot water-ah... ayo papa... you get down... I’ll take care...
You have got water na.. Or shall I buy you one…
Oh papa… I have got enough... Now don’t shout... get down… train is about to leave...
Okay... ma... Take care... Oh... as soon as you reach call us, okay... don’t get down anywhere..
Oh Papa... get down pa… please…
Ok ma... god bless you… take care… have this Rs.500 as my blessings… bye…tata…
(After few mins)
Oofff… Papa… you really irritate me so much these days... don’t you know I’m grown up and I can take care of myself... let me have some water and refresh myself and go to sleep…
Hi! Sorry madam... to occupy your seat... actually…I was waiting for you to come…
Waiting for me...?? Why?
Mine is the middle berth... People generally can’t sit if we put the middle berth…thought to put it once you get settled…
Oh thanks... but how do you know when will it get occupied?
…through the reservation chart … I knew you would come… so actually I was sitting and listening to songs... since the train was going in a snail’s speed, didn’t know when I went into sleep.. Didn’t really notice that the station has actually arrived…
Its ok... thanks… you seem to be very generous…
Yah... humanity service... Especially for good girls like you nisha..
Oh you know my name... how? Oh...yes... The reservation chart... it reveals more information that we want sometimes… so you are Mr…?
Venkat…
Yes... venkat.. Thanks for your help; you can now put your middle berth…
It’s okay... so was it your father... ?
Oh yah... Why you ask...?
No just like that…
Little old type... so sorry if he has created any commotion...
Eh...no issues... you are very lucky to get such a doted father… who will at this age, would do this much... ! only fathers can do for their daughters…
Oh yah!
So you have bus facility after 10 in your place? It’s raining as well... how will you father go back home? Did he drop you by his car?
………
Nisha... hello!
Ah... sorry...k.. I’m tired, good night…
Oh sorry, gud night... !!
(After few mins)
Oh papa, did I miss something… I didn’t even care, how you will reach home… it’s already raining... we had tough time getting an auto to reach station from home... now how you will go back...? no bus ply after 10 to our place... papa…
Can’t call you as you don’t carry mobile... Our house number is dead… how will I reach you..? Oh papa... I’m very sorry... didn’t realize your plight till some unknown idiot guy had to make me realize that…
Why we fail to understand old people genuine feelings just because they are outdated as we MNC crap generation thinks… after all you only cared for me throughout, but I kept on firing you with my words… it is still raining heavily outside, buses not operating, auto not available, it’s more than 10 km to reach home from the station, where are you now papa?
Oh papa……
It would come in next 10 minutes…
Thank you sir...
Oh Papa, how many times you would ask the same question to each and every one here. You just listened to the announcement..then.. why..
Nisha, the train is supposed to come at 8.45 PM, now the time is 10.00, they have already postponed the arrival 5 times…so…
All because of this stupid rain… didn’t know it would rain this far this time…
Ya, every time you come to see your parents, it rains…
Oh papa, I am more worried about what my friends would say… couldn’t go out and buy any sweets / namkeen for them… because of continuous rain... don’t know how I’m going to face them…
They are your friends, they would understand…
Yes, they would, but not with the same excuse every time I return from my home town...
Sir, I hope train would not be further delayed…
Yes, yes... it should come in next 5 minutes…
Oh papa, why are you making me feel ashamed in public… have some decency...
Enquiring about train arrival is indecent?
Yes, if you keep on asking for it every 2 minutes... I feel bad, from next time; don’t come to send me off okay…
How can I send you alone to station?
How can you send me alone to Bangalore? In the same way send me alone to the station when I visit you people next time...
Okay, okay, don’t get irritated at the last time, I would feel bad; I won’t ask you anything, happy…?
………
Looks like train is coming, stand little behind… come... come…
Oh papa... leave my hand... I’m not a small kid; I know to handle myself…
No Nisha, train would come in great speed, that’s why... so…
Oh papa, stop it…
Ok, okay… B1 Coach, III AC, 51 lower berth…
Ayo... papa… I know…
Why are you getting agitated so easily these days… you no longer wish to hear your old father’s words…?
Oh papa... definitely not if you keep repeating the same thing again and again like a customer care…
Train would stop here only for 5 minutes… so get to your coach quickly…. Come, come... rush…
We are standing just in the place where this B1 Coach would come, so no issues papa…
(After few mins..)
Ah… It’s fully dark inside the coach... already people have gone to sleep switching off the lights, how can we trace our seat, if these people switch off all lights...
Oh papa, please be silent... I know how to look…
See, this is 44, so 51 should be in the opposite…
Oh papa... don’t you see people sleeping, atleast be silent for sometime... don’t irritate me...
Eh someone is sleeping on our berth... hello Mr...! Mr…? this is 51, and is reserved for us, get up... hello…
PAPA…. Let me handle... tension mat lo… hello! Excuse me Sir... Excuse me! What’s your seat no..?
Train would leave in few minutes, hello, get up... Mr!
Papa… I’m telling you... you….
(After few mins..)
Abba... finally we got our berth... tie the suitcase with the chain, give the lock…
Papa... it’s a overnight journey, nothing will happen, I’ll take care...
No...No... Give the chain, let me tie it...
Papa... I have decided, next time I will come alone... no need for anyone to send me off...
My sweet girl... don’t get angry... see that’s it... just a second to lock...
Thanks for your advice…
Ok, take care ma… Have some breakfast and then go to office... Don’t hurry to office as soon as you reach home … as you might be late…
OK PAPA… now get down…
Your mother has given all paste & ready to cook powders, are all packed inside, keep it in fridge as soon as you reach home.. Otherwise it will get spoiled...
Oh! Ok pa…
Take care of yourself; drink only hot water, till this flu danger gets over…
Hot water-ah... ayo papa... you get down... I’ll take care...
You have got water na.. Or shall I buy you one…
Oh papa… I have got enough... Now don’t shout... get down… train is about to leave...
Okay... ma... Take care... Oh... as soon as you reach call us, okay... don’t get down anywhere..
Oh Papa... get down pa… please…
Ok ma... god bless you… take care… have this Rs.500 as my blessings… bye…tata…
(After few mins)
Oofff… Papa… you really irritate me so much these days... don’t you know I’m grown up and I can take care of myself... let me have some water and refresh myself and go to sleep…
Hi! Sorry madam... to occupy your seat... actually…I was waiting for you to come…
Waiting for me...?? Why?
Mine is the middle berth... People generally can’t sit if we put the middle berth…thought to put it once you get settled…
Oh thanks... but how do you know when will it get occupied?
…through the reservation chart … I knew you would come… so actually I was sitting and listening to songs... since the train was going in a snail’s speed, didn’t know when I went into sleep.. Didn’t really notice that the station has actually arrived…
Its ok... thanks… you seem to be very generous…
Yah... humanity service... Especially for good girls like you nisha..
Oh you know my name... how? Oh...yes... The reservation chart... it reveals more information that we want sometimes… so you are Mr…?
Venkat…
Yes... venkat.. Thanks for your help; you can now put your middle berth…
It’s okay... so was it your father... ?
Oh yah... Why you ask...?
No just like that…
Little old type... so sorry if he has created any commotion...
Eh...no issues... you are very lucky to get such a doted father… who will at this age, would do this much... ! only fathers can do for their daughters…
Oh yah!
So you have bus facility after 10 in your place? It’s raining as well... how will you father go back home? Did he drop you by his car?
………
Nisha... hello!
Ah... sorry...k.. I’m tired, good night…
Oh sorry, gud night... !!
(After few mins)
Oh papa, did I miss something… I didn’t even care, how you will reach home… it’s already raining... we had tough time getting an auto to reach station from home... now how you will go back...? no bus ply after 10 to our place... papa…
Can’t call you as you don’t carry mobile... Our house number is dead… how will I reach you..? Oh papa... I’m very sorry... didn’t realize your plight till some unknown idiot guy had to make me realize that…
Why we fail to understand old people genuine feelings just because they are outdated as we MNC crap generation thinks… after all you only cared for me throughout, but I kept on firing you with my words… it is still raining heavily outside, buses not operating, auto not available, it’s more than 10 km to reach home from the station, where are you now papa?
Oh papa……
Decent Proposal
Monday, August 10, 2009 'Gibberish' DT
Call me after some time, I’m in a meeting pa
Oh ok, but...
(donk)
What happened, did you tell her?
No Paru, your daughter is so busy that she doesn’t even have time to hear his old father’s one word…
Yah, she was telling me that there is some client visits & related meetings today, may be because…
So what Paru, I am hearing her nonsense since her birth, now I’m old and she doesn’t want to hear me for a second...
Oh ho… why are you exaggerating this small issue, she will call you back when she is free…
This is the fourth time I’m calling her since morning, do you know that…
Now why are you in such a hurry…?
Paru, they have sent the photo and already called me twice to check if we have seen the photo or not, what will I tell her?
Tell them that our daughter is busy and ask for some time to reply them back; we can’t hurry in these matters…
Paru, remember we have a daughter, not a son… we can’t be so stubborn…
Things have changed, now girls are in demand, now girls father side demand things, it’s no longer your generation, where you & your mother made my father to suffer like anything till his last breath..
What? What? What did you say…?
Nothing, I told you to come and have lunch…
(papa ringing)
Appa, you have called me 10 times since morning, I told you I am little busy, can’t we discuss this today evening at home?
My dear, please just 5 mins, see his profile and let me know if you like him or not…
You want me to open & browse matrimonial sites in front of my clients…
I have to update Venkat’s mother, she would be calling me in some time now... so?
Who is venkat?
You forgot? I told you yesterday night about this new boy that we have seen for you for marriage.
Oh yeah.. so..
I also told you that they would be updating his son’s photo on the profile and requested you to check and tell me if you like him or not..
Ssh..ok… give the profile no. once again, I would check and tell you.
I gave you in a slip today morning…
Missed it, are you giving again or not?
Oh ok, your father is very old now, don’t rush,.. the no. is M 5544321
OK, hang on a sec, I would tell you right now…
……
It says, profile doesn’t exist…
What no. you put..?
M5544312
Oh no, it’s M544321…
Oh papa, leave it, I’m not going to check…
Eh please charu… can’t you do this much for your old father…
Emotional blackmail pa… wait… it’s opening...
Ok ma…
I like him, you can proceed…
Oh.. so..
(donk)
Your daughter, I’m telling you..
If she comes first in school, she is your daughter, if she gets a promotion in office, she is your daughter, if she sings well, she is your daughter, if she irritates you, she suddenly becomes my daughter…
Even after 40 years of marriage, I can’t argue with you…
Leave that, what your daughter is saying..
She asked us to proceed?
What? Just now you gave her the profile no, and immediately she agreed?
That’s what? I am perplexed… I don’t know if she even opened it or not… I don’t know if she said it in haste…
(Night at home)
Charu, how was the client meeting today?
Hmm… it went well…
Oh, why they have come to your branch? For audit?
Papa, what do you want? Tell me…
Regarding that profile, did you see it…?
I gave you my answer in the morning... right…
But you hardly took seconds to see it and you immediately said yes… so…
So what? Are you worried about my decision or the time I took for my decision?
Ok, you sleep…
Papa…
….
Papa… sit papa… what you want to know tell me?
No, nothing, you sleep…
Papa, sorry papa… my Chella papa… tell me… angry with me?
Can you spend atleast 10 minutes with me as my daughter Sarada and not as an MNC manager?
Ahhh..haa..ahhhh
Eh, why are you crying?
You only asked me to behave like your daughter na.. so that’s why ..
No, no.. my daughter is not a “cry baby cry” child… she is bold…
Hehe.. nice papa… tell me, what you want to know from me ?
Did you really like him? Is he looking good?
Who, Venkat?
Yes Venkat?
Did you see his profile?
Yes I saw today evening with the help of your uncle…
So what do you think?
Horoscope is matching..decent job… looks OK…
So, what’s the problem in my 'Yes' to you then...
But charu… don’t you think he is little over aged for you... he is 31…
So 31 can’t marry…
Yes, I mean No… what I mean is, Are we going fast? Can we wait for some other good
profile...
We only have 5 years of difference, it’s isn’t a big deal….
I am afraid charu, we should not make decision in haste... that’s why…
So you think I said yes in a matter of second, without really thinking seriously…
Hmm… in a way, yes…
Papa, I am telling you again, you can go ahead with this proposal…
And what’s the reason for your YES, his looks?
No
His job?
No
His handsome salary?
Of course not papa?
Then?
His age?
Age-ah? I am worried only because of his age, and you say you accept him because of his age? I didn’t get you...
Papa, it’s a logical thinking... I may be wrong, but I would prove it to be right anyway in future…hahah
Amma, I requested you to talk like my daughter…
Papa… papa… my dear papa… tell me, at his age of 31, do you agree with me that he would have seen number of profiles like me before..
Yes obviously, they should have seen many…
So when they are sending their profile to us, it only means that all their earlier searches have gone into dustbin…
…so…
So they are still looking…
Yes, obviously...
Papa, you think from his angle, what’s his name... ah venkat… he is in an age, where definitely his friends and surroundings would keep on pestering him to marry soon either in the form of advise, or by leg pulling or joke, or whatever…
Ok… so
So by this time he would also be in a dire state to get married soon…
So it means what for u?
Don’t take me wrong; tell me what if you find an Apple juice in a room full of all other possible rich variety fruit juices…
I might try if I have other options…
What would you do if you find a glass of water, in a desert where you don’t have any possibility of water anywhere else...
I grab it immediately… and feel grateful for the same…
So papa, I am that glass of water for him at this age… if you look for a 28 year old boy, I might be just like that apple juice for him.. though he might taste me, he would still might regret what if I could have taken the other juicy fruit milk shake…
So you mean to say, he would be more grateful for you and be ever good husband to you than anybody else…
Exactly… obviously I feel, he would in the top of the world to know that I like him… he should also feel grateful…
Can’t you be wrong?
As I said, I can be wrong, but I am sure I would make my thinking right papa… for some reason, he couldn’t get married so far, but that waiting itself would make him more loyal and faithful to the girl he is going to get married at last…
I too agree, by this time, all default expectation of men that they want top of the world beauty women as their wife would have died and he would already be in a sort of compromise because of the same old age factor..
Hehe, yes papa… anyway we are also not compromising, he might not look like Tom Cruise, but still he is my Madhavan… hehe… so go ahead and get me married to him ASAP, got it sir..
Yes boss, got it…
haha...my sweet papa... i love you so much...
Oh ok, but...
(donk)
What happened, did you tell her?
No Paru, your daughter is so busy that she doesn’t even have time to hear his old father’s one word…
Yah, she was telling me that there is some client visits & related meetings today, may be because…
So what Paru, I am hearing her nonsense since her birth, now I’m old and she doesn’t want to hear me for a second...
Oh ho… why are you exaggerating this small issue, she will call you back when she is free…
This is the fourth time I’m calling her since morning, do you know that…
Now why are you in such a hurry…?
Paru, they have sent the photo and already called me twice to check if we have seen the photo or not, what will I tell her?
Tell them that our daughter is busy and ask for some time to reply them back; we can’t hurry in these matters…
Paru, remember we have a daughter, not a son… we can’t be so stubborn…
Things have changed, now girls are in demand, now girls father side demand things, it’s no longer your generation, where you & your mother made my father to suffer like anything till his last breath..
What? What? What did you say…?
Nothing, I told you to come and have lunch…
(papa ringing)
Appa, you have called me 10 times since morning, I told you I am little busy, can’t we discuss this today evening at home?
My dear, please just 5 mins, see his profile and let me know if you like him or not…
You want me to open & browse matrimonial sites in front of my clients…
I have to update Venkat’s mother, she would be calling me in some time now... so?
Who is venkat?
You forgot? I told you yesterday night about this new boy that we have seen for you for marriage.
Oh yeah.. so..
I also told you that they would be updating his son’s photo on the profile and requested you to check and tell me if you like him or not..
Ssh..ok… give the profile no. once again, I would check and tell you.
I gave you in a slip today morning…
Missed it, are you giving again or not?
Oh ok, your father is very old now, don’t rush,.. the no. is M 5544321
OK, hang on a sec, I would tell you right now…
……
It says, profile doesn’t exist…
What no. you put..?
M5544312
Oh no, it’s M544321…
Oh papa, leave it, I’m not going to check…
Eh please charu… can’t you do this much for your old father…
Emotional blackmail pa… wait… it’s opening...
Ok ma…
I like him, you can proceed…
Oh.. so..
(donk)
Your daughter, I’m telling you..
If she comes first in school, she is your daughter, if she gets a promotion in office, she is your daughter, if she sings well, she is your daughter, if she irritates you, she suddenly becomes my daughter…
Even after 40 years of marriage, I can’t argue with you…
Leave that, what your daughter is saying..
She asked us to proceed?
What? Just now you gave her the profile no, and immediately she agreed?
That’s what? I am perplexed… I don’t know if she even opened it or not… I don’t know if she said it in haste…
(Night at home)
Charu, how was the client meeting today?
Hmm… it went well…
Oh, why they have come to your branch? For audit?
Papa, what do you want? Tell me…
Regarding that profile, did you see it…?
I gave you my answer in the morning... right…
But you hardly took seconds to see it and you immediately said yes… so…
So what? Are you worried about my decision or the time I took for my decision?
Ok, you sleep…
Papa…
….
Papa… sit papa… what you want to know tell me?
No, nothing, you sleep…
Papa, sorry papa… my Chella papa… tell me… angry with me?
Can you spend atleast 10 minutes with me as my daughter Sarada and not as an MNC manager?
Ahhh..haa..ahhhh
Eh, why are you crying?
You only asked me to behave like your daughter na.. so that’s why ..
No, no.. my daughter is not a “cry baby cry” child… she is bold…
Hehe.. nice papa… tell me, what you want to know from me ?
Did you really like him? Is he looking good?
Who, Venkat?
Yes Venkat?
Did you see his profile?
Yes I saw today evening with the help of your uncle…
So what do you think?
Horoscope is matching..decent job… looks OK…
So, what’s the problem in my 'Yes' to you then...
But charu… don’t you think he is little over aged for you... he is 31…
So 31 can’t marry…
Yes, I mean No… what I mean is, Are we going fast? Can we wait for some other good
profile...
We only have 5 years of difference, it’s isn’t a big deal….
I am afraid charu, we should not make decision in haste... that’s why…
So you think I said yes in a matter of second, without really thinking seriously…
Hmm… in a way, yes…
Papa, I am telling you again, you can go ahead with this proposal…
And what’s the reason for your YES, his looks?
No
His job?
No
His handsome salary?
Of course not papa?
Then?
His age?
Age-ah? I am worried only because of his age, and you say you accept him because of his age? I didn’t get you...
Papa, it’s a logical thinking... I may be wrong, but I would prove it to be right anyway in future…hahah
Amma, I requested you to talk like my daughter…
Papa… papa… my dear papa… tell me, at his age of 31, do you agree with me that he would have seen number of profiles like me before..
Yes obviously, they should have seen many…
So when they are sending their profile to us, it only means that all their earlier searches have gone into dustbin…
…so…
So they are still looking…
Yes, obviously...
Papa, you think from his angle, what’s his name... ah venkat… he is in an age, where definitely his friends and surroundings would keep on pestering him to marry soon either in the form of advise, or by leg pulling or joke, or whatever…
Ok… so
So by this time he would also be in a dire state to get married soon…
So it means what for u?
Don’t take me wrong; tell me what if you find an Apple juice in a room full of all other possible rich variety fruit juices…
I might try if I have other options…
What would you do if you find a glass of water, in a desert where you don’t have any possibility of water anywhere else...
I grab it immediately… and feel grateful for the same…
So papa, I am that glass of water for him at this age… if you look for a 28 year old boy, I might be just like that apple juice for him.. though he might taste me, he would still might regret what if I could have taken the other juicy fruit milk shake…
So you mean to say, he would be more grateful for you and be ever good husband to you than anybody else…
Exactly… obviously I feel, he would in the top of the world to know that I like him… he should also feel grateful…
Can’t you be wrong?
As I said, I can be wrong, but I am sure I would make my thinking right papa… for some reason, he couldn’t get married so far, but that waiting itself would make him more loyal and faithful to the girl he is going to get married at last…
I too agree, by this time, all default expectation of men that they want top of the world beauty women as their wife would have died and he would already be in a sort of compromise because of the same old age factor..
Hehe, yes papa… anyway we are also not compromising, he might not look like Tom Cruise, but still he is my Madhavan… hehe… so go ahead and get me married to him ASAP, got it sir..
Yes boss, got it…
haha...my sweet papa... i love you so much...