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(இது என் முதல் தமிழ் கதை பதிவு. தவறுகள் இருப்பின் மன்னிக்கவும். இது முதல் தமிழ் பதிவாகியதால் நான் முன் ஆங்கிலத்தில் எழுதிய ஒரு தமிழ் கதையையே சில மாற்றத்தோடு மறுபடியும் எழுதி இருக்கேன். படிக்காதவங்க மறுபடியும் படியுங்க, படிச்சவங்க இன்னொறு முறை படிக்கலாமே.....)

என்னங்க விஜய் டிவிய காப்பி அடிச்சு சன் டிவியில அசத்த போவது யாருனு ஒரு நிகழ்ச்சி வருதாமே?

ஆமா ஆமா நானும் கேள்வி பட்டேன், எப்படி இருக்குனு நாளைக்கு பாத்து உனக்கு சொல்றேன்டி...

என்னங்க என்னங்க, என்னையும் நாளைக்கு கூட்டிட்டு போங்க பிளீஸ்...நீங்க மட்டும் அந்த வீட்டுக்கு தினமும் போய் விஜய் டிவி பார்த்துட்டு வாரிங்க, நாளைக்கு ஒரு நாள் ஆச்சும் எங்களை கூட்டிட்டு போங்க பிளீஸ்..

அய்யோ வேற வினையே வேண்டாம், நானே கஷ்ட்டபட்டு அந்த வீட்டுக்கு போய் இருந்து பார்த்துட்டு வரேன், நான் பார்த்து ரசிச்சத உங்ககிட்ட பகிர்ந்துகிரேன், அப்படியே இருந்துட்டு போகட்டும்…

ச்சே....என்ன கெட்ட எண்ணம் உங்களுக்கு, தான் பெற்ற இன்பம் பெருக இவ்வையகம்னு சொல்வாங்க, ஆனா நீங்களோ ரொம்ப சுய நலமா இருக்கிங்க, நீங்க மட்டும் தினமும் அந்த வீட்டுல போய் டிவி பார்கலாம், நாங்க மட்டும் வர கூடாது..

அடியே சொன்னா புரிந்துகோடி, நானே அந்த வீட்டுக்கு வேண்டாத விருந்தாலி, வேண்டா வெறுப்போட தான் என்கிட்டயே நடந்துப்பாங்க, எவ்வளவுதரம் அவங்ககிட்ட அடிபட்டு இருக்கேனு உனக்கு தெரியுமா.. அப்படி இருந்தும் வெக்கம் இல்லாம அவங்க வீட்டுக்கு மருபடியும் போறேன்... எதுக்காக எல்லாம் உங்களுக்காக... இது எல்லாம் உன்கிட்ட சொன்னா உன் மனசு கஷ்ட படும்னு தான் உன்கிட்ட அதை எல்லாம் சொல்றது இல்லை…

என்னது.. அடிபட்டு இருக்கீங்களா, என்னங்க சொல்றீங்க…

அதை எல்லாம் விடு பிள்ளை, நம்ப பசங்க எங்க… ?

அப்பா...அப்பா....

வாங்கடா என் செல்வங்களா, எங்கடா ஆளையே காணுமேனு பார்த்தேன்…பிரண்ட்ஸ் கூட விளையாடிட்டு வரோம்பா… ஏதோ மைய் டியர் பூதம்னு ஒரு சீரியல் வருதாமே.. அதை பார்க்க அவங்க போய்டாங்க, அதனால நாங்க வீட்டுக்கு திரும்பி வந்துடோம்…. அப்பா அப்பா, எனக்கும் அந்த சீரியல் பார்கணும்பா, பீள்ஸ்பா…

என்னங்க, குழந்தை ஆசை படுதுல, நாளைக்கு இவணுகளையும் கூட்டிட்டு போய் பூதம் கீதம்னு ஏதோ சொல்ராங்களே, அதையும் காட்டிட்டு தான் வாங்கலேன்..

அடியே, அந்த சீரியல் சாயங்காலமே வந்துடும், அவ்வளவு சீக்கிறம் அந்த வீட்டுக்கு போனா நம்பளை ஒலிச்சு கட்டிடுவாங்க.. ஆளை விடு சாமி…

ஏங்க இது உங்களுக்கே நியாயமா இருக்கா? இந்த தெருவுலயே ஒரே ஒரு வீட்டுல தான் டிவி இருக்கு, அ ந்த வீட்டுக்கும் எங்களை கண்டிப்பா போக கூடாதுனு சொல்லிடிங்க... ஆனா நீங்க மட்டும் தினமும் அந்த வீட்டுக்கு போய் அரசி பார்த்துட்டு எனக்கு வந்து கதை சொல்றீங்க... அதே போல நாளைக்கு நம்ப பசங்களுக்காக கொஞ்சம் வெல்லன போய் இந்த பூத கதையும் பார்த்துட்டு வந்து இவணுகளுக்கு சொல்லுங்களேன்…

உங்களுக்கு சொன்னா புரியாது, நான் போகமாடேனா போகமாடேன் தான்… இப்பொ போய் வேற வேலை இருந்தா பாருங்க…

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டேய்.. இப்ப என்ன சொல்லிடேனு இப்படி மூஞ்ஜிய தூக்கி வெச்சிட்டு இருக்கிங்க, உங்க ரெண்டு பேர்க்காக தானேடா நான் உழைக்கிரேன்..,

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சரி நாளைக்கு நான் போய் அந்த மைய் டியர் பூதம் சீரியல பார்த்துட்டு வரேன் போதுமா… இப்போவாது கொஞ்ம் சிரியுங்கலேடா பிளீஸ்…

அய்யா அய்யா, அப்பான அப்பா தான்…

(அடுத்த நாள்)

என்னங்க வெளில போரதுக்கு முன்னாடி ஏதாவது குடிச்சிட்டு போங்க… ..

இல்லை இல்லை நான் அந்த வீட்டுக்கு போயே குடிச்சுகிரேன்…

என்னங்க... என் மேல கோபமா….

பெருசா கோபம்லா இல்லடி.. கொஞ்ம் வருத்தம் தான்…

என்னது என் ராசாவுக்கு வருத்தமா....

ஆமான்டி எந்த ஜென்மத்தில் பண்ணின பாவமோ இப்படி நம்ம கஷ்ட பட வேண்டி இருக்கு, தினமும் இப்படி செத்து செத்து பொழைக்க வேண்டி இருக்கு.. ஏதோ என்னால முடிந்த அளவுக்கு உங்கள எல்லாம் கொஞ்ம் சந்தோசமா வெச்சிகறதுக்கு முயற்சி பன்ரேன்… இந்த நேரத்துல நான் அங்க போனதே இல்லை, என்ன நடக்குமோனு பயமா வேர இருக்கு....

அது எல்லாம் பயப்படுற மாதிரி ஒன்னும் நடக்காது கவலைய விடுங்க....

என் செல்லம் சொன்னா சரி தான்...

அப்படியே அரசி பார்த்துட்டு சீக்கிரம் வாங்க, இன்னிக்கு உங்களுக்காக சுட சுட கோழி சூப் பண்ணி வைக்கலாம்னு இருக்கேன்...

அட, என்னடி இன்னிக்கு விசேஷம்....

அது எல்லாம் ஒன்னும் இல்லைங்க, நம்ப பசங்க தான் நேத்திகே சொன்னாங்கல விளையாட யாரும் வரலைனு.. அதான் வீட்டுலயே வேட்டையாட வேலையாட ஒரு தங்கச்சி பாப்பா இருந்தா… அவங்க பாட்டுக்கு இங்கயே ஜாலியா விளையாடிட்டு இருக்க மாட்டாங்க.. அதான் இன்னிக்கு.…

ஆமா ஆமா.. நீ சொல்றதும் சரி தான்………… என்ன..என்ன, நீ இப்போ என்ன சொன்ன..

இல்லையே நான் ஒன்னும் சொல்லலையே....

இல்லை இல்லை, நீ இப்போ என்னவோ சொன்ன....

சீ போங்க, வெட்கமா இருக்கு…

ஆகா... என் செல்லத்துக்கு வெக்கத்த பாரு...அடியேய்... என்னடி இப்போவே எனக்கு மூடை கிளப்பி விட்டுட்ட....நான் இன்னிக்கு எங்கையும் போகலை… சார் இன்னிக்கு லீவு...

சீ.. போங்க....பசங்க அப்புறம் வருத்தப் படுவாங்க... நீங்க போய் பூதத்தை பார்த்துட்டு அப்படியே அரசியையும் பார்த்துட்டு வாங்க, நான் உங்களுக்காக காத்துகிட்டு இருபேன்…

சரி சரி போரேன்… போரதுக்கு முன்னாடி வாய் நம நமகுது.... ஏதாவது குடேன்…

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“வெள்ளைக்காரன் முத்தம் என் தேகம் எங்கும்….”

என்னடா இது சன் டிவி போடுவாங்கனு பார்தா கே டிவில பாட்டு ஓடுதே.. நம்ப மூடுக்கு சரியான பாட்டு தான் ஆனா பசங்களுக்கு என்ன பதில் சொல்றது அப்புறம்…

டேய் வெங்கட் சன் டிவி போடுடா, மைய் டியர் பூதம் பார்போம்.. .

அய்யோ அம்மா, இந்த வயசுல உனக்கு பூதம் கேக்குதா… கலி காலம்டா சாமி…

டேய் அப்படியே அந்த கொசு வத்திய ஏத்தி வை, மணி 6 ஆனா போதும், காது கிட்ட வந்து கொய்யினு...... எங்க இருந்து தான் வருதோ தினமும் தெரியல…

நல்ல வேலை, சன் டிவி போடாணுங்கப்பா… ஆமா.. ஏதோ ஒரு வாசனை வருதே… மயக்கமா வேர இருக்கு… அய்யோ.. மூச்சு வேர விட முடியலையே…

அப்பா சாகும் தருவாயில் சொன்னது யாபகம் வந்தது… “டேய் அந்த கோடில இருக்கிற வீட்டுக்கு மட்டும் நைட் 9 மணிக்கு முன்னாடி போகாத.. அந்த வீட்டுல மட்டும் தான் சாயங்காலம் 6 மணி ஆனா நம்பல கொல்றதுக்கு ஏதோ செய்வினை வெச்சி இருக்காங்க, மத்த வீட்டுல எல்லாம் ஒரு பிராப்பளமும் இல்லை....எல்லாம் குடிசை வீடு தான்” .....

அய்யோ...பெரியவங்க சொன்னதை மறந்து போய்டேனே....இந்த சம்சார பந்தத்துல மதி கெட்டு போனேனே…அய்யோ என்னோட செல்லம் எனக்காக இரவு முழுவதும் காத்துகிட்டு இருக்குமே… செல்லம்… என் செல்லம்... நீயும் நான் பண்ணிய தப்பை நாளைக்கு பண்ணிடாதே.....செல்ல…செல்...

“கொசுவை ஒளிப்போம், சிக்கன் குனியாவை அளிப்போம்” என்று டிவி அலறியது...

(நான் தமிழில் எழுத ஊக்கம் கொடுத்த அம்பி மற்றும் ஜீ அவர்களுக்கு நன்றி)

Thanni Party....

Vaarayo vaanmathi, tharayo nimmadhi, edhodo en asai kaetu poyen, kadhal thoodhu poyen…

Cha indha pasangaloda orae thollaya pochu, ponnugalai pathalae podhum line adika arambichuduvanga, kuda pattu vera..

Irundhalum timing songdi, superah padrangalah..

Amama, ovonuthukum manasula than dhan vijay tv super singeru nenaipu…

Ayayo..

Eh ennachu…?

Pinnadi vandha pasanga yaraiyum kanumdi ellam thirumbi poitanga pola?

Adi pavi, varutha padriya, nasama pochu…

Hahaha, eh munnadi para, oru valuka thalai lightah adikitae varudhu kalangathala..

Cha idhugaluku andha pasagalae thevalai, eppadi dhan kalagathala endhiricha udanae thanniya poda thonudho indha perusungaluku.. naan dhan idhai dhinamum pakuraenae, idhu daily eppadi dhan thanniya pottutu kalakathala indha valiya pogum, idhugalai thiruthavae mudiyadhu.. sari sari seekiram vadi, veetuku poi kulichitu marupadiyum collegeuku vera poganum, indha tution vathiyar kalangathala 5 maniku tuition vekaradhunala romba kastama irukudi..

Ama vasantha, nan kuda face wash pannitu appadiyae vandhuduren, veetuku poi dhan kulichitu collegeku poganum, okay bye di, en veedu vandhachu, nalaiku Sunday no tuition jolly, meet u on Monday, cya..

Eh vasantha mani 8 agudhu innum thoongitu iruka, endhirudi.. konjam kuda nallavae illai, kalaiyilirundhu inga orae problem-ah iruku, kuda irudhu konjamavadhu help pannu, endhirichi vaa…

Ennama idhu edho smell adikudhu veetukula?

Adhu aen kekurae, pinnadi engaiyo sakadai adaichiruku pola, septic tank over flow agiruchu adhan,.. bathroomko, laterineko pogadha ippo, ellam over flow-agi, veetukulayae thanni vandhuruchu…

Ennama idhu idhalam munnadiyae paaka kudatha, vaaahhh.. vayiru kumati kitu varudhu, ayoo indha natham vera thanga mudiyalai..

Nan enna pannuven, neega veeta pathukura latchanam appadi, maduraila unnoda chitiyoda thambi kalyanthai attend panni, nanae inniku kalaiyila dhan vandhen.. sari sari, indha coffee kudi..

Amma, please, enaku ippo onnumae vendam, enaku ippo enna sapitalum vomit vandhurum, please seekiram venkat kita solli idhai sari panna erpadu panna sollu…

Evan erkanavae alai kutikitu vandhutan, avanum oru mani neramah tankullah irangi adapai sari pannikitu irukan..

Amma, sari panniachuma, laterine pipela dhan oru periya peruchali sethu kidaku, appah seekiram konjam pakku kuduma, enaku orae vomita vara madiri iruku…

Ammoiiiiiiii, konjam kai kala kaluva thanni kudumoi….

Dei avanai veetukula vara solladhae, appadiyae pinnadi poi kai kala alambitu vara sollu…


Ennadhu adaipai eduka 100 roopaya, idhu romba jastipa, 50 roopadhan eppavum nan kudukaradhu..

Ennama idhu, patheengala evalavu neram achu, ulla poi irangi, ella karumathaiyum mudhala velila kooti, periya peruchali vera sethu kidaku ulla, adhai velila edhuthu..

Ayo podhumpa, adhai ellam varnikadha, anna dherstama iruku…

Pinna ennama, velaiya parunga, evalavu kastam theriyuma, adikura nathathuku moochae ninu poidum pola achumah…

Amma, avan kekuradha koduthudumah, kupaiya alravan, sakadai alravan ellam kekuradha koduthudanuma, ennah pavam andha velaiyellam manushan panradhu romba kastam, ennah tough & impossible job..

Endi vasantha ulla irundhu oru 100 roopah eduthutu evanuku kodu enaku ulla velai iruku…

Indhaga…

Romba nandri mah….

Enda vasanth, evanai engaiyo patha madiri irukuda..kudichitu vera vandhrupan pola ..

Pinna ennadi, kudicha dhan evangalala ulla irangi velai seiya mudiyum, adhanala evanga ellam kalailayae kudichitu dhan velaikae povanuga, pathalae, veetukula irukira unnalae.. indha nathathula oru coffee kuda kudika mudiyalai, avan andha tankula irangi nambaloda kaliva ellam velila koti…

Ayoo podhum vilakam, adhuku mela varnikadha.. ennala kekamudiyadhu….


Vaa vennila Unnai thanae vanam thedudhu…

Eh.. namba romeo guys vandhutangapa…. Eh munnadi paru.. namba thanni partiyumla varudhu… valuka thalai party…

Eh.. avarai inimae kindal pannadhaedi indha madiri pokiri pasangaluku ulaichu velai seiyira ivar evalavo thevalai…

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Sari.. thanks for Aboorva, SAT, Mystery, Karthick who participated in the last contest…

The song is:

Vaan nila nila alla un vaalibam nila aaaa

thaen nila ennum nila en devi innnnila

nee illaadha naal ellam naan theindha vennilaa

The winner gets LG Microwave Cookware


and the prize goes to Princess.. Congratulations.. Keep it up...

மோகம்

Ennaga solreenga, selvi nalaiyoda mudiyudha, nambavae mudiyalai, innum neraiya idathula kadhai mudiyama thoiva irukaenga….

Irukalamdi ana, nalai dhan kadaisi yam, eppadi mudika poranganu theriyalai..

Ennaga ennaga, ennaiyum nalaiku kootitu ponga, please, neega mattum andha veetuku dhinamum poi selvi parthutu vandhu engaluku kadhai solreenga, nalaiku oru nal achum engalai kootitu ponga please..

Ayo andha venaiyae vendam, andha veetula nanae kastapatu irundhu parthutu varen, adhumulama ungaluku ellam kadhai solren, appadiyae irundhutu pogatum…

Cha enna ketta ennam ungaluku, Thaan petra inbam peruga ivaiyagamnu solvanga, ana neegalo, romba selfish-ah irukeenga, neega maatum daily andha veetula poi TV parkalam, nanga mattum vara kudatha..

Adiyae sonna purinju kodi, nanae andha veetuku vaendatha virundhali, vaenda verupoda dhan enkitaeyae nadadhupanga, evalavudharam avangakita adipatu irukaenu unaku theriyuma.. sonna un manasu kasta padumnu dhan nan unkita adhai ellam solradhae illai…

Ennadhu.. adipatu irukeengala, ennaga solreenga…

Adhai ellam vidu pillai, namba pasanga enga… ?

APPA, APPA….

Vangada en selvangala, enga poitu vareenga…

Ippo dhan friends kuda vilayaditu varompa… edho my dear boothamnu oru serial varudhamae.. adhai parka avanga poitanga, adhan nanga veetuku thirumbi vandhutom…. Appa appa, enakum andha serial parkanumpa, please pa…

Ennaga, kuladhaiga asai paduthula, nalaiku ivanugalaiyum kutitu poi bootham geethamnu solrangalae, adhaiyum dhan katitu vangalaen..

Adiyae, andha serial sayangalamae vandhudum, appa ellam andha veetuku ponna nambalai olichu katiduvanga.. alai vidu sami…

Appo sari, indha theruvulayae orae veetula dhan TV iruku, andha veetukum engalai kandipa poga kudathunu soliteenga, neega mattum daily andha veetuku poi Selvi parthutu enaku vandhu kadhai solreenga, nalaiku namba pasangalukaga konjam vellana poi indha bootha kadhaiyum parthutu vandhu ivagaluku sollungalaen…

Ungaluku sonna puriyadhu, nan pogamatena poga maten dhan… ippo poi vera velai irundha parunga…

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Dei.. ippa enna sollitaenu ippadi moonjiya thooki vechitu irukeenga, unga rendu perukaga dhanaeda nan ulaikiraen, sari nalaiku nan poi andha my dear bootham seriala parthuku varen podhuma… konjam siriyungalaen please…

Ayya ayya, appana appa dhan…

(next day)

Ennaga porandhuku munnadi edhavadhu kudichitu poga… ..

Illai illai nan andha veetuku poyae kudichukiraen…

Ennaga, kopama….

Illadi.. konjam varutham dhan… endha jenmathil pannina pavamo ippadi namma kashta pada vendi iruku, dhinamum ippadi sethu sethu polaika vendi iruku.. edho ennala mudinja alavuku ungalaku konjam sandhosam tharadhuku nan muyarchi panren… indha timeuku nan anga ponadhae illai, enna nadakumonu bayama iruku.. adhan..

Sari adhai vidunga, appadiyae selvi parthutu seekiram vanga, inniku ungalukaga suda suda kozhi soup panni vechirupen..

Ada, ennadi inniku special..

Adhu ellam onnum illai, namba pasanga dhan nethikae sonnangala vilayada yarum varalainu.. adhan veetulayae oru thangachi papa irundha… avanga patuku ingayae jollya vilaiyaditu iruka mattanga.. adhan inniku.…

Ama ama.. nee solradhum sari dhan… ………. Enna.., Enna, nee ippo enna sonnae..

Che ponga, vekama iruku…

Adiyae ennadi ippovae enaku mood-ai kilapi vitutae.. nan inniku pogalai… leave..

Che.. ponga.. pasanga appuram varutha paduvanga, poi boothathai parthuku angaeyae irundhu selviyum parthutu, eppadi kadhaiya mudikiranganu vandhu sollunga.. nan ungalukaga kathukitu irupen…

Sari sari poren… poradhuku munnadi vaai nama namagudhu.. edhavadhu kodaen…

“Velaikaran mutham en dhegam engum….”

Ennada edhu suntv poduvanganu partha KTVla paatu odudhae.. namba mooduku sariyana pattudhan ana pasangaluku enna pathil solradhu appuram…

Dei venkat SUNTV poduda, my dear bootham parpom.. .

Ayo amma, indha vayasula unaku bootham kekudha…. Kali kalamda sami…

Appadiyae kosu vathi aethi vai, mani 6 ana podhum, kadhu kita vandhu koi.. koinu.... enga irundhu dhan varudho dhinamum…

Nalla velai, suntv potanungapa… ama.. edho smell varudhae… mayakama vera iruku… ayoo.. moochu vida mudiyalaiyae….

Appa sagum tharuvaiyil sonnadhu yapagam vandhau… “dei andha kodi la irukira veetuku mattum night 9 maniku munnadi pogadhae.. andha veetula mattum dhan sayagalam 6 mani ana, nambala kolradhukunae edho seivinai veikiranga.. .. matha veetula ellam oru problemum illai.. ellam kudisai veedu dhan”

Ayoo.. periyavanga sonnadhai marandhu poitaenae.. indha samsara bandhathula madhi kettu ponnaenae… ayo ennoda chellam enakaga iravu mulundhum kathukitu irukumae… chellam…. Neeyum nan pannina thappai nalaiku pannidadhae.. che..chell…

“Kosuvai olipom, chigun kuniyavai alipom” endru TV alariyadhu...

Eppo Varuvaro...

Ennada venkat alaiyae kanom? Unnoda blogla nee eppa varuvae eppa varuvaenu ellarum comment mela comment koduthukitae irukanga?

Dei gopala ennda erichala kilapura, ellarum marandhutangada, adhanda blog. Eludhura varaikum yapagam irukum, once stop pannita, avalavudhan, thirupi kooda pakka matangada

Illada venkat, nee nenaikuradhu thappu, avan avanuku irukira velaila, blogah update panradhae periya velai, idhula oru masama kanama ponna vanai poi thedi kitu iruka mudiyuma sollu?

Adhuvum correct-dhan...

Nee enna panra, time eppo kedaikudho, appa appa matha blog-la marupadiyum comment koduka arambi, appa avangalum eh namba venkat, thirupi vandhutana-nu nenaichukitae unnoda blog pakam marupadiyum varuvanga..

Ana naan dhan ippo blog update panradhae illaiyae?

Dei venkat, unaku office-la ippo neraiya velai, neeyae romba nalaiku appuram ippo dhan konjam office-la velai parka arambichu irukae, enakum theriyum. Ana nee ippo enna panraena, atleast oru varathula oru post-ah vadhu podu. Eppo andha mukiya velai mudiyudho appuram valakam pola unnoda daily kadi post-ah arambi! enna nan solradhu?

Dei...! Sari.. yosichu partha Nee solradhum correct dhanda gopalu, appa appa oru post-ah vadhu potu vaikuren, yaru vandhu padikatiyum namba radha Krishnan kattayam vandhu padipanga.. andha nambikaiyil blog update panren…,

very good, ama nethiku coffe with sutchi-la enda marupadiyum palaya recordaiyae potutanga?

adhanda theriyala.. sari nee teayum vadaiyum sollu...

Dei, kasu yaru neeya nana?

Teaku Naan, Vadaiku Nee....

(viraivil Ennangal II, FOR Part I click here)

எண்ணங்கள் I

Enaku indha unarvu endrum varaadhu endru allava ithanai naalai nenaithu kondu irudhen. Anaal vandhu vitadhu. Enakullae irundha ayiram ayiram irumbu suvargalai udaithu kondu indru vandhu vittadhu. Eppadi vandhadu? Endru vandhadu? Naan ennai marandha nilayil vandhu vittadha? Ethanai naal idhu pondra unarvugalai mathikadha naan eppadi itharku indru adimai annaen?

Kaadhal. Kaadhal. Kaadhal. Aha indru indha varthai Aen ippadi inikiradhu. Aen indru ennaiyum ariyamal en idhalgal punagaikindrana? Aen indru enaku vaanil parapadhu pondra oru unarvu? Indru kothamalli rasam kuda allava inithadu? Oho idhu dhaan kaadhal ho? Idhu enna ennul erpatu irukum mattram? Bodhai utkondavarin nilai pol allava nan ippolundhu unarkindraen, Ularukindraen!

Idhu enaku erpatu irukum oru pudhu vidha anubhavam. Ithanai naal idhai ariyamal irudhuvittaenae? Indha unarvu enaku ethanai sandhosam tharum endru therindu irundhal nan Andrae Shyamin kadhaluku Sari endru solli irupaenae?

Shyam, Shyam, Shyam, aha.. indha varthaiyai indru evalavu murai solli irupaen? Shyam…… Ini idhu enaku oru mandira sol! Indha mandiram ennai ahtipadaikum endru naan enni irupaena? Indha varthai enakul oru pudhu vidha unarchigalai tharum endru nambi irupaena?

Nan kaadhal vaya patu irukiren. Idhai nan indru othukolvadhil dhan ethanai anandham. Idhu pol oru anandham itharku mun ennul vandhu irukiradha? Netru iravu muluvadhum thookam illamal irundhum kuda indru naan urchagamaga irukiraenae eppadi? Idhu dhan kaadhal endra unarvin magimaiyo?

Shyam, indru unnai sandhithu en kadhalai oppu kolla pogiren. Atharku nee dhan evalavu koduthu veithiruka vendum. Indha kotaiyai saithavan endra perumai unnaku allava serum! Nee ethanai murai muyandru irupai en oru vili parvai kaga. Anaal enaku dhan unmel kavanam illamal poitru.

Nan Yen seiven? Naan valarndha murai appadi. Netruvarai Kaadhal endra varthaiku artham thedadhaval naan. Adhanalayae Nee ennai kadhalikirai endra sandhegam endrum erpattadu kedaiyadhu. Naan, en padipu, En Veedu endru ennai patriyae nenaithu irundha velaiyil indru en parvaiyai unadhu pakkam thirupi irukirai…nee dhan andha kalabha kadhalano?

Kaloori valkaiyin andha kadaisi naalil allava nee un kadhalai enaku sonnai. Etharku irandu andugalaga kadhalithu kalooriyin kadaisi naalil un kaadhalai sonnai? Unakum Idhayam padathil varum muralikum ethanai ottrumai? Oru velai nee avarin theevira rasigana? Paithiyamae, nee alla, naan dhan. Andru un kadhalai enna vendru ariyamal, maruthu allava unnai vali anupi veithen.

Nee evalavu norungi poi irupai? Ethanai murai ennai nenaithu aludhurupai? Enaku idharkana saaba vimochanam kedaikum naal indru vandhu vittadhu! Unnai paravasa padutha nan indru unnidam varugiren Shyam!

Nee yosikalam andru pirakadha kaadhal indru malardhadu eppadi endru? Ada muttalae adhu dhan kaadhal endru naan solli dhan unaku puriya veika vendum? Andru Unnul malardha kadhal enakul vara ithanai kala thamadhamagi irukiradhu? Adharku karanam enna vendru theda virumbavillai!

Oru velai nee ennai thalli sendradhalae erpatta mattramah? Theriyavillai. Naan ennai patri yosithadhai vida nee ennai patri yosicha vinadigalae athigam. Oru velai andha nenaivalaigalin thakama? Aen evalavu thamadhamaga vandhu serdhadu ennidam? Pavam adhu enna seiyum? Kaadhal endra melliya poo pondra nenaivalaigal en irumbu kotaiyai thagarka ithanai naal agi vitadhu polum? Anaalum adharku dhan ethanai vali irundhirukum ennai thagarka?

Oh Nenaivugalae Ennai manniyungal, naan unarvum unarchiyum illadhu irundhu vittaen. Kaadhalin suvaiyai paruga arugadhai attravalagi irundhu vittaen. Ennai manniyungal. Idharku parigaramaga en kaadhal nenaivalaigalai parisaka tharukiren. Adhai etru kol shyam.

Indru unnidam naan varugiren. Ennai pathiramaga parthu kolla vendiyadhu un porupu. Naan en kaadhalai solla varthai varamal thavithal ennai melum thavika vidamal ennai alli anaika vendiyadhu unnudaiya kadamai. Un Parisam pada nan ingu thavikiren. Ennai idhu pol ulara veithu vitayae shyam? Enna! unnai kopikiraen endru parthaya…? Idhu allavo chella kopam? Idharku dhan nee ethanai murai muyandru thothurupai?

Nee ethanai naal ennai parkamal vaadi irupai endru enaku theriyum. Anaal indha pirivuku dhan nee nandri solla vendum. Indha pirivu allava ennai unnidam serthadu. Kaloori mudindha dinathilirundhu indru varai ennul erpatta matrangal ethanai ethanai?

Edho ondru ennai vitu poi vittadhu endru therindhum adhu edhu vendru theriyamal ethanai naal pedhaiyai thirindha tharunagal ethanai ethanai? Anaal netru dhaan unardhen ennai unnidam endro koduthu vittaen endru. Adhu theriyamal dhaan iravil thookam varamal ingum angumaga oru peyai pol alaidhu kondu irudhen ithanai nalaga.

Unaku en nandri. Ennai kadhalithaduku. Ennul indha unarvai erpaduthiyadharku. Ennai idhu pola pesa veithadharku. Idhu ellam nenaika nenaika evalavu inbam. Idhu pol endrum iruka seiya vendiyadhu un velai. Unnul pugundhu ennai unaku arpanipadhae ini En sevai! Idho varugiren Shyam unnidam. Ennai Kaadhalin pudhiya athyayathuku eduthu Chel!

Eh Vidya enna panrae anga ulla? Indha pakkam vaa konjam velai iruku!

Onnum illah ma, Diary eludhi kittu irundhaen, Idho vandhutaen!

(to be contd..)

Edhu Sugam? II

Cha rendu kutchi waste panniyachu, olunga patha veika theriyala, Een ippadi kai ellam nadungudhu?

Ah…patha vechachu, kai nadungama vaila irukira cigaratetla veikanum, medhuva, medhuva, medhuva, ayo… cigarette keela vilundhuruchae...

cha… ippadi payandhu payandhu pannina ippadi dhan. Indha road-ae sari kedaiyadhu, orae dirty… inga poi cigarate vilundhuruchae.. cha.. pesama pona pogudhunu keela vilundha cigarette-ah eduthuruvoma? Asingama irukadhu, yaravadhu patha enna nenaipaga, cheap-ah nenaika mattanga? Adhan iruta irukae, yaruku theriyum nambala, pesama kuniju eduthura vendiyadhu dhan!

Ayoo, enna eppadi kevalama poitom, indha thappai nan pannalama!

Kuniju edukaradhuku pathila, pudhusa innoru cigarette vangita pochu…

Annae……ayo…nasama pochu… eva edhuku inga vara…

Eh, unnai yaru ingalam vara sonna……

Edhukuda ippadi erinju vilurae, nana varalai, ammadhan unnai kuptu vara sonnaga……

Ungaloda orae paduthalda…… nee poo… nan varen

Illada amma unnai kaiyoda kuptu vara sonnaga……

Unnaiiii… sari va……

AMMA, AMMA…… emma ippadi paduthurae, edhuku ennai thedi vasathava anupichae, nan dhan varen sonnela!

Dei illada, nee kaalambara saptadhu, pavam unaku pasikumaenu adupula kallu vechuruken, nee dosai sapidaradhukum, stationuku kilambaradhukum sariya irukum, adhan kupten……

Ippo enaku pasikudhunu unn kita sonnena………?

Eh, pathiya… pavam vayithula onnum illa adhan eppadi kathurae, poi kai kala alambitu vaa, dosa poduren……

Cha…orae torture…… sari sari murugala podu……chatni iruka?

Chatniyum iruku, kalaiyila pannina sambara suda vechuruken, mulagapidiyum iruku, unaku edhu venumo adha potuko… vasantha neeyum vaa sapida, neeyum kilambanum paru……

Ennadhu vasathavum enkuda varala??!!! edhalam nan kuptu poga mudiyadhu…… idhukellam vera ala paru……

Dei venkat, pavam kuptu poda, pavam engaeyum pogama veetula summa dhanae iruka…… station poganumnu romba asai vera… kuptu poda…

Amanda venkat, please da ennaiyum kuptu poda……

Cha… station pora valiyil oru dham adikalmnu patha, evanuga namma planaiyae kavuthutaigalae…

Dei ennada yosichikitu iruka…… seekiram sapdu… appuram dosa Aaripochunu solladhae!


Venkat, kelambalama…?

Eh irudi, nan poi bathroom poitu varen…

Hahaha……

Enna siripu vendi iruka idhula… emma dosai sapta udanae coffee kodukathaenu sonna kekuriya…… paru ellam pressure!

Poda poo, unaku vayithula poochi adhan……

Eh valu…… unnai appurama pathukaren!


Ayya pichai podugaya, rendu kannum theriyadhu pichai podugaya……

Amma.. poo vangikiriya mah… mullai poo… malli poo…pichi poo……

Endha busla-da ponum?

Ah.. City Busla…

Dei periya lolu sabhanu manasula nenapu…nan bus numberai ketten…

Eh… chumma irudi, summa thona thonanu…… varum podhu solren…

Unaku ennamo achu… sayangalathirlirundhu nee mood out…ennanu dhan theriyalai……



Eh ennachu, en eppadi irumikitu iruka…

Dei andha pasanga pinnadi dhum adikuranga, adhan moochai adaikudhu……

Nee indha pakkam vaa……

Een dhan edhai pidichitu alayirangalo theiryalai…… konjamavadhu aduthavangalai pathi yosikarangalanu paru…

Eh…dhum adikaradhu avan avanoda ishtam, namba adhalam kanduka kudathu…… sari adho andha bus varudhu paru, adhula eru, nalla velai kaleeya dhan varudhu, utkara seat kedaichidum……thank god!

Venkat enaku dhan ora seat……

Haha… sari utkar……

Ama unaku cigarette pidikaravangalai kanda pidikadha?

Aya, enaku avangalai pathalae kumatikitu varum……

Idhula enna iruku, idhuku poi edhuku ippadi alatikura?

Poda Brindha solradhu correct dhan, nee thayir sadham dhan…… unaku ponnugalai pathi theriyalai…
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Smoke panravangalukum chinna kuladhaikum enna vidyasam, kuladhai kaiya sapudhu, evanuga cigarettah sapuranga…… So ponnugaluku ambalaiya dhan pidikum viral soopura pasangala illa...

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Actualah evanugaluku ullae edho oru problem..adhai theeka theriyama dhan idhalam panraga… infact eppalam cigarete pidika thonudho, appalam evanuga vai sapina pinna indha cigarette pidikaradhae thonadhu…

Ennadi ularae……

Amanda venkat, idhu unmai dhan, actualah ullukula edho tension, nervous-ah irukanuga, adhai eppadi solve panradhunu theriyalai, adhu theriyama adhai marakaradhuku dhan indha cigarette, adha pidicha konjam relax-ah irukira madiri thonum ana, marupadiyum adhae problem marupadiyum cigarette, idhuku oyvae kedaiyadhu…

Periya lecture kodukare...?

Haha..idha nan sollela oshovae soli irukar, so evanuga mudhala manasukula poi enna problem, unmaiyana thevai ennanu purinja pinna ella problemum solve ayidum, adhuku pinna adhai pidikanumnu ennamae varadhu!


Ticket ticket, appa ticket eduthacha… silraiya kodupa…


Ana..ennna…smoke panradhu oru style…oru mathipa irukum…namba rajni sir madiri…

Mannagatti, yaar sonna, Rajni panraruna avaruku kasu varudhu panraru, avaraiyae kelen, neega dhanushku cigarette pidikira palakam irundha sandhosamanu? Infact rajniku matum indha palakam illama irundha innum romba personality-ah irupaar theriyuma…… avarae dhan dhyanam pannuganu sonnar, adhai yaravadhu follow panragala? Never…! ponnugaluku smoke panra pasangalai vida unnai madiri thayir sadama irukaravana dhan prefer pannuvanga…

hehehe...I can’t accept this!

Eh losu, nanum ponu dhanda… Periyava sonna perumal sonna madirinu edho oru padathula kismu solvanae adhu madiri, nan sonna ella ponnuga sonna madiri… Nee ippadi irundha dhan unnai ponnuga like pannuvaga!

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Infact ennoda groupla irukira pala ponnugaloda brothers cigarette pidipaga…pavam adhai nenaichu ennoda friends romba regret pannuvanga, appalam enaku unnai pathi nenaika perumaiya irukum, ennoda annan cigarettae thoda mattanu perumaiya solluven, udanae avaluga podi romba dhan peethikadhaenu solvanga…hahaha…

(vasantha solradhu correct, namakula edho oru problem iruku, edho oru thedal iruku, adhu puriyama dhan cigarete pidikanumnu thonudhu, indha stylekaga pidikuren ellam chumma eyewash… thanks vasantha… nan ippo clear-ah iruken… … nalaikae unaku oru nalla jeans-ah vangi tharen……)

dei venkat ennada yosanai……

Ah…onnum illai……

Jilu Jilunu nalla kathu varudhula… sugama iruku……malai varum pola iruku....

Ama…… nee solradhu correct… sugama dhan iruku……(unmaiyana sugam)....

Edhu Sugam ? I

Netru varai nee yaaro naan yaaro!

indru mudhal nee vero naan vero………

The pitch is little bit grassy and it should assist faster bo………

Merae Haath mein tera Haath……

Northern animals are evolving to become more like southern ones as cooler cli…

Petrol vilayin uyarvai kandithu indru Athi………

Dishyum… Dishyum… Diskyum…… Maaa……Kaminae... Kuthae...

Unga Voice sariya kekalai, konjam tv volume-ah kammi pa………

Every time I try to get out, they pull me right back i……

We will, We Will Rock you……… Heh… We wi……


Dei Venkat! oru channelah poduda, ippadi ovoru channel-ah mathindae irukiyae……

Amma, ellam bore mah, onnumae intrestingah illai…

“kanavarukaga”.. serial ippo varum adha podu……

Ayo adhu ellam waste mah…

Unaku pidikalainah nee poyen, edhuku engalaiyum pakka vida matengira……?

Emma, nightum adha pakura, sayangalam repeat poduran adhaiyum vida matengura… eppadi mah onnala adha porumaiya pakka mudiyudhu…?

Onnum illadhaduku nan edhayo pathutu poren, unakenna, poludhu polainah poi rendu gayatri japam pannu po…

Ayo.. currentae off achu……

Poda poo, nee ippadi yaraiyum edhaiyum pakka vidama nee mathindae irundha, Adhan andha EB karanukae porukalai, current off panitan! Ana onnu solren, andha remote-ku mattum vai irundhudu ennai vittudunu vai vitu alum!

Ayo, Idhaiyae eppo pathalum sollikitu iru…

Pinna ennada, adhu enna channelu pakarathukula udanae mennah pidichidura…

Ah… sarimah bore adikadha… nan velila konja neram poitu varen!

Enga friend veetuka?

Illama indha mukku varaikum walking poitu varen……veetukula orae vekaiya iruku...

Dei night unnoda appava receive panna station poganum, marandhuradha………seekiram vandhudu……

Adhuku innum neraiya time irukumah… adhukullah vandhuruven……


Vaangalama vendama…ah… vaangi dhan papomae… namba batchla ellarum smoke panraga, nan mattum dhan panradhu kedaiyadhu, nambalum smoke pannina dhanae konjam style-ah irukum, konjam mathipagavum irukum, mukku kadaila vangi, oru orama oru dhum adichitu vandhuruvom, yarukum theriyadhu, konja nalaiku ingaiyae practice pannina appuram office-la namba pasanga munnadi style-ah pidika vasathiya irukum..

Ayo, yarum pathura mattangalae. Kadai pakathula irukira street light work pannadhu, so adhu namaku sadhagama dhan irukum. Appadiyae yaravadhu vara madiri irundha, chatunu abscond agida vendiyadhu dhan.

Yapagama oru halls vangi sapitarunum, appa dhan smell adikama irukum.

Cha, idhalam college layae kathukitu irukanum, ippo poi chinna paiyan madiri pudhusa seiya vendiyadha iruku. Ippolam school padikira pasangalae dhum adikaranga, namba dhan ippadi thayir sadhamavae irundhutom.

Enna brand adikalam, cha, idhu kuda namaku theriyalaiyae, edhu nalladhunu yaru kita keka? keta siripanuga. Ama cigarette la edhu nalladhunu yosichukitu irukanae, ellamae kettadhu dhan, irundhalum ambalaina oru cigarette pidicha dhan style, oru kauruvam, society-la oru mathipu irukum.

Namba pasangalam ennama style panraga, round round-ah vidranga, ponnuga ellam avangalai dhan pakudhu, namma pakkam thirubavae matengudhu. Cigarette pidicha dhan pakum pola iruku.

Namaku therinja orae brand wills dhan, adhaiyae vangira vendiyadhu dhan.

Appa oru wills kodupa…

Filter ah?

Filternah, ennagada filter pulternutu...ennamo, adhan famous pola iruku, adhaiyae vangira vendiyadhu dhan…

Ah…… amanga oru filter kodunga…

Theepatti enga iruku? Ah..indho irku, sari andha pakama poi style-ah vayila vepom.

Aha, enna vidyasamana smell... Vayila vechadumae oru vidhamana muruku udambula varudhae, idhuku dhan ellarum smoke panragala? Sari seekirama patha vepom, appava vera kupida night station poganum……

(to be contd………)

Chappa Matteru II

Ennadhu, Namma suchiya, Unnai vara varam Coffe kudika Suchi kupiduranganu eppavum ava yapagamavae iru nee, appadi enna dhanda iruku avakita, eppa pathalum ava puranamae padikitu irukae!

Dei adhu ellam unaku puriyadhuda, edho onnu iruku avakita, Something Special, Sari adhai vidu, idhai padinadhu yarunu kaetenla?

Dei nanum mudhala suchinudhan nenaichen, appuram dhan namba blogarkal sonnaga adhu yaro Kanmani yam!

Adhu ennada blogarkal?

Eh, ippo nanbarkagal solradhu illaya, adhu madiri idhu blogarkal!

Sari ippo kathaiku va matchi, namba siva ponnu pakka ponnan appuram enna achu?



Kesari ellam nalla irundhudha?, Innum konjam Podumah… avangadhan keka matenguraganu neeyum summa ninukitu irukiyae….

Aiyoo..podhum podhum… Ellam pramadam pongo, Indha alva Veetula panninadha, nalla irukae?

Alva mattum velila vaginadhu, inga Irutu Kadai Alvanu oru Kadai, Romba famous-akum, adhan special-ah vanginom, Ungalukaga Ooruku kondu poga thaniya vechuruken……

Amma ennama thevai illadhatha ellam pesikitu irukae, mudhala ponnai vara solluma…

Sir enna solrar?

Adhu onnum illaiga, ponnu ready agitagalanu kekuren, adhan!

Hahaha… idho ready agitae irukanga, Eh.. Sarasa, Veenavai kuptu vaa, inga evalavu nerama wait panradhu, time aguthula. Adhu vandhu parunga, namba ellam oru panta potoma, shirtah potomanu vandhuruvom, ana indha ponugaluku dhan, aiyayayoo, make-up dranga, dressingnudranga, facialnudranga, namaku adhu ellam puriyaradhu illaiga!

Adhuvum saridhanga, ana ippo ellam latest fashionae simple-ah irukiradhu dhan…

Sir neega velai pakira Oorula eppadi, ellam modern dhana?

Ah… ella type-um irukanga……

Ennama idhu, potu varuthu edukiran manusan, unaku vera idamae kedaikalaiya…?

Dei summa iruda…!

Ah..ponnu vandhachu… nalla pathukonga, konjam koocha subavam, ellaraiyum namaskaram pannikoma…

Nalla iruma, enna sapidarathae illa pola iruku, konjam udambu theranum!

Adhu illaiga, veiyil adhan, adhuvum illama Oru varama Kaichal konjam weight kuraindu pochu…

Dei nalla ponna pathukoda, edhuva irundhalum koocha padama kelu enna!

Sari ponnai patu pada sollungalaen…

Pattu konjam paduva, ana muraiya kathukitadhu kedaiyadhu, light music songs dhan varum……

Sari edhuvo, veenavo pesavae mataengura, konjam padavadhu sollungalen…

Amma veena, oru patu paduma…

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summa edhavadhu paduma, nanga enna airtel super singeruka unnai thervu seiya vandhurukom, Idhu ellam oru formality dhan…edhavadhu oru patu paduma……

Hahahaha…paduma evalavu kekurangala……Sarasa konjam sollaen……


“Indha Veenaiku Theriyadha
Edhai Seidhavan Yarendru!
En Sondha Pillaiyum Ariyadhu
Adhai Thandhavan Yarendru!
Enakul Aluthu Rasikindren
Irandaiyum Madiyil Sumakindren!

Indha Veenaiku Theriyadha
Ithai Seidhavan Yarendru!

Malaiyil Valuki Vilundha Nathiku Adaikalam Thandavan Kadal Dhanae,
Tharaiyil Valuki Vilundha Kodiku Adaikalam Thandhadu Kilai Dhanae!

Engo Aludha Kaneer Thudaika Engo Oru Viral Irukiradhu,
Kagam Kurivigal Dhagam Theera Gangai Innum Nadakiradhu!

Indha Veenaiku Theriyadha
Ithai Seidhavan Yarendru!

Sondham Bandham Enbathu Ellam Sollitherindha Murai Thanae,
Sorkam Narakam Enbathu Ellam Soolnilai Kodutha Niram Thanae!

Ullam Enbathu Sariyai Irundhal Ulagam Muludhum Inikiradhu,
Udira Parkum Poovum Kuda Uyir Valadhan Thudikiradhu!

Indha Veenaiku Theriyadha
Ithai Seidhavan Yarendru!
En Sondha Pillaiyum Ariyadhu
Adhai Thandhavan Yarendru!
Enakul Aluthu Rasikindren
Irandaiyum Madiyil Sumakindren!

Ennadi namba ponnu indha patai padiruchu, vera patu kathu koduka vendiyadhu dhanae…


Dei machi, super patula adhu, Namba KB yoda Rail Sneham patu dhanae adhu..

Amanda, enakum romba pidicha patu, romba kastap patu netla download pani vechuruken…

KB nah KB dhanda, ana eppadida andha ponnu andha patai padichu? Konjam vidhyasamana ponna irukum pola irukae?

Amanda, adhan sivavum sonnan, avanae idhai ethir parkala, Andha ponnu KB yoda theevira rasigai pola iruku…ana namba siva rombavum impress ayitan, ponnu mela!


Emma, vera patu edhuvum theriyadha………

Veena, andha kadavul valthu patu paduviyaemah…adhai paden……

endha patupa?

Sari vidunga paravaillai, nalla padichu ponnu… dei siva, ponnu pidichuruka?

Sir ponnukita pesanumnu nenaicha, andha room iruku, poi pesitu varalam…

Poda, poitu vaa, koocha padathae… poi rendu perum pesitu vanga, edhavadhu kekanumna kelu avakita…


Ennada Siva ellam pesiyacha… ponnai nalla kita pathiya… … pidichuruka… okya!

Enaku pidichurukumah……

Ah, sir enna solrar……

Adhu onnum illai, decide panna rendu moonu naal time venumnu solran, adhan…

Adhanala enna, ooruku poitu sollunga, nalla seidhiya sollunga adhu podhum,… appuram, konjam rest eduthutu mathiyanam saptu dhan poganum……


Ennama unaku paiyanai pidichuruka, ennaku ennamo unnai paiyanuku romba pidichuruknu nenaikuren, mugathai pathalae theriyudhu, andha amma ooruku poi nalla news-ah sollu vanganu nenaikuren…nee ennama solrae?

Appa… Enaku indha paiyan vendam pa……

Ah! ennama solrae, paiyan nalla edathula velai pakuran, kai neraiya sambathikiran, parkavum lachanama irukan, Enn vendamgira, enna problem?

Appa ellam sari, ana oru poi mugathudan nan vala virumpam illaipa…

Poi mugama! ennama solra, puriyum padi solluma?

Appa evarai enaku erkanavae theriyumpa. Nan unkita solli irukaenla Blog-ah pathi. Nan regular-ah visit panra sila blog site-la evarodayadhum onnu. Romba nalla eludhuvarpa, enaku romba pidikum, avaroda sense of humour, avaroda writing style ellam enaku pidikum…

Sari adhukum edhukum ennama sambandham… nee dhanae paiyanoda profile-ah accept panna sonna?

Appa, Vivagam matrimonial sitelah evaroda profile-ah patha pothu evarae enaku kanavara vara mattaranu enginadhu unmai dhan, adhan virumpam therivichu profile-la accept panninen, Ana blog-la vera oru ID-la nan irukiradhunala avaruku ennai identify panna mudiyala, nanum avarai therinja madiri katikala…

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appa enaku avar kita pidichadu avar eludura style mattum illai, avaroda kadantha kalamum dhan pa… Avaruku collegela padikum poludu oru ponnu kita sneham erpatu iruku, adhuvae kadhalavum ayiruku, ana sandarpa vasathala adhu nerai verala. Adhae madiri avar velai parkira edathulaeyum oru ponnukita love erpattu iruku, ana avaroda bad luck adhuvum kalyanathula mudiyala… idhai avarae avaroda blog-la thanoda valkaiyil nadantha suvaiyana sumaigaldra thalaipila eluthirukarpa…

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appo dhan enaku avar mela innum mathipu kudichu……avaroda olivu maraivu illadha andha pechum, avaruku avanga mela irukira madhipum ennai mei silirka vechudu, adhanalayae ennamo theriyalai avaruku ekapatta visitors, adhil nanum onnu…

sarima… enaku innum avarai en vendamnu solraenu puriyalai?

Solrenpa, nanum avarum room kulla pesa ponomla……


Veena… you have a very Good name…ungaluku KB na romba pidikuma?

Ah.. amanga KB is my favourite, Avaroda films ellam different-ah irukum..

Ama correct dhan neega solradhu, by the way.. ungaluku ennai pathi edhavadhu kekanumna kelunga?

Um…kekurenu thappa eduthukatheenga, Neega pala varusham bombay-la irudhureekeega, ungaluku edhavadhu past relation unda?

U mean any girl friends?

Girl friendnu illai, nan mean panradhu lover, kadhali adhu madiri…

Hahaha.. adhai dhan nanga girl friendsnu solluvom, well.. ahh.. enaku andha madiri onnum kedaiyadhu..enaku eppavum work..work..work dhan, adhai thavira vera pakkam parka time-ae illai…

Oh appadiya…idhai nambalama?

Ah..kandipa…venumna en ammakita ketuparunga…

Vendanga…… chumma dhan ketaen…unga college life-la adhu madiri…Irundha thapu illai, ennai kalyanam panikitadhuku appuram dhan iruka kudathu, adhan ketten, ennai nambungal!

Hahaha… sorry ga.. nan eppavum first bench student…so andha madiri ellam edhuvum kedaiyadhu....

Sariga, enaku vera onrum keka vendam…


Adhan andha paiyanae onnum illainu sollitanla appuram ennama?

Appo blog-la avar sonnadhu ellam poiya? Edhuku appadi ellam eludhanum, thun mela oru vidhamana iraka gunam vara madiri sogama eluthi edhuku ellaraiyum impress panna try pannanum……

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so, avaroda motive enna, thannai thanae rombavum adipatta, thunbapatta character-ah mathi thun mela oru anudhaba alaiyai undaki, ellaraiyum impress panna try pannirukar……andha valaiyil vilundhavalil nanum oruthi…appadithanae……

Oru velai, adhu unmaiya irukalamla mah?

Irukalampa, adhu unmaina, naga rendu perum roomla pesum polundhu nan kettaenae, ungaluku edhavadhu kadhali irukanu, enaku onnumae illai, nan eppavum work work dhanu romba perumaiya sonnarae, adhu apo poidhanae? marupadiyum inga ennai impress panna try pani irukar illaiya?

Amma.. eppadima oru paiyan thanoda kadhaliya pathi ponnu parkira edathil solluvan?

Appa neega oru Aanmagana yosikama, ennoda appava yosinga? Avar anga sonnadhu poiya irukanum illai en kita inga sonnadhu poiya irukanum. Edhu unmai edhu poinu nan arachi panna virumbalai, ana mothathula avaruku unmaiya solra Dhairiyam illai, poi solra palakam iruku, mathavangalai impress panradhukaga thannai endha alavukum mathikara palakam iruku... Eppadi patta characteroda nan vala virumbala pa…

Nee solradhu ellam sari dhamah, Ana nalaikae innoruvan unnai parka varanu vechuko, avanum idhae polavae irukana illaiyana unaku eppadima theriyum, ellarum enna nee edho sonniyae, andha slog vechurukangala enna……?

Appa, nan kann munna theriyira thappai vendamnu solraen, neega kannuku theriyadha thappai pathi kekureenga…… Appa, indha arrange marriage systemla namaku paiyanai pathi ennapa theriyum, avan photo iruku, edho rendu moonu thadavai pesa chance iruku, Nalu perkitae visarikalam, idhai vechu dhanae nanga ponnuga kaluthai neeturom. So podhuva Pasangaloda poora historyum theriya vaipae illai, so First impression is the best impression…… so Ippavae enaku avar mela irundha mathipum mariyadhaiyum kuranjapo, edhukupa enaku nanae compromise pannikitu avarai kalyanam pannikanum? ennoda luck avarai pathi munnavae theriya chance kedaichuruku....

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Nalaikae enaku appadi oruvan vandha, avanai pathi kalyanathuku pinna theriya vandha, kandipa oru Nalla mudivu edupenpa, Chumma oru orathula Aludukitu iruka matten…


Mudiva ennadhamah solrae… nan eppadi edhai avanga kita solluven……?

Don’t worry pa, edhai nanae Sivakita solraen, appa dhan avaruku thunoda thappai pathi theriya varum. Pesama nimmadhiya paduthukongapa…



Dei Gopala, super-da…… Edho Chappa Matterah irukum patha....Nambavae mudiyalai, eppadiyum nadakuma…?

Amanda Venkat, Andha ponnu Veena edutha decision correct-ah thappanu solla theriyalai…… idhuku poi yaravadhu kalyanam vendamnu solvangala?

Enaku ennamo sarinu dhan paduthu, Ama ippo siva eppadi irukan?

Konjam dulla dhan irukan, ana avanuku avan thappu theriyudhu, ana avanala innum idhai yethuka mudiyala, Marupadiyum Andha ponnukita pesi, manippu kekanumnu solran……… papom, enna nadakudhunu……

Umm… nalaikae poi idha pathi brindha kita pesanum…… Avagaluku kulandhai pirandhu innum nan poi parkavae illai, appadiyae oru visit adichitu idha pathi pesi ava enna nenaikuranu kekanum appo dhan enaku nimmadhiya irukum… Sarida nan varen, Tea Vadaiku thanks.... Bye...

Chappa Matteru I

"Enga Area Ulla Varadha, Dei Eiii… Enga Area Ulla Varadha…… "

Annae Rendu Tea nae…

Gopala, nan sonna andha blog site ellam pathiya?

Machi, pathenda, ana andha alavuku onnum visayam irukira madiri teriyalada...

Machan adhanda blog. Visayam irukira madiri irukum ana visayam irukadhu, visayam illadha madiri irukum ana vidhyasama irukum. Namba blogae appadi dhan.

Poda, onnum urupadiya podarathu kedaiyadhu, unaku oru visayam theriyuma namba siva illa, avan blog panradhae uttutan.

Eh ennada solrae, avan dhan romba popular achae, nalla eludhuvanae, nanae avan blog-ah update panra vidhathai parthu asandhu poiruken, evalavu per theriyuma avan blog parka varanga, ahh.. namakum irukudhae, edho pona poguthunu rendu moonu peru varanga, adhuvum evalavu nalunu theriyalai!

Ennada nan onnu sonna onbathu solriyae, mudhala visayathai kekama nee batuku un sondha kadhai soga kadhaiyai viduriyae…

Ahlo, Tea eduthukungapa……


Ishhh…super T-da, appadiyae rendu masal vadai solu....

Dei venkat, velaiku serthu oru varusham achu, innum treat kodutha padu illai, Osiliyae kalathai thalriyae, inniku unnoda treat thandi, appa nalu masal vadai kodupa….

Dei, idhu over-da, enkita verum pathu roopa dhan iruku, michathai nee koduthudu, appadiyae enaku veetuku poradhuku bus charge-um koduthudu….

Ayoo vendampa sami, veeta vitu varam podhae correct-ah poga vara kasu mattum dhan eduthutu varuvaenu enaku theriyum, nanae tharen…

Sari visayathuku va, sivavuku ennachu ?

Dei nee sonna madiri siva super-ah eludhuvan othukaren, ana adhanalae avanuku problem ayiduchu…

Enna problem-ah, appavae nenaichen, avanuku ponnuga visitors dhan jasthi, enniko engayo matta poranu nenaichen… enna love-ah?

Illai mamu, indha matterae vera…… avan pona varam ponnu parka poirukan. Ponnelam ellarukum pidichu poiruku…valakam pola ponnum ivanum thaniya pesi irukaga….

Dei romba intrestingah podhuda matteru…appuram ennachu…

Dei mudhala indha teayum masal vadaiyum sapiduvom, Aari poguthu, nan appuram visayathai solren…

“Poi solla poren Poi Solla poren nee romba alagiyadi……”

nalla patula idhu..adhu yaruda ladies voice? Namma shrutiya ?

(to be contd…)

Idhu Muraiyo II

Ahlo Nan dhan brindha pesuren, ennachu, evalavu neram wait panradhu?

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enadi eppadi solrae, ayo munnadiyae solla vendiyadhu dhanae?

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oru arai mani neram mavadhu vandhutu poga kudatha?

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Illai illai, avalavu neram ennala inga wait panna mudiyadhu, nanum kelamburen, unkita appurama pesuren, bye!

Cha, evalum vara mudiyadhunu sollita, appa kelamba vendiyadhu dhan, ana engae poga?

Basker Calling endru mobile thimiriyadhu!

Ah ahlo…

Ah brindha, nan basker pesuren, lunch time over ayiducha?

Ah, achuga achu, ippo, ippo dhan sapitu mudithen.

Sari, enakaga konjam leave solla mudiyuma, nan unkita konjam pesanum?

Leave-ah? Adhu vandhu, saringa, ketu parkuren.

Sari, nee ketutu sollu, engayavadhu veliyil sandhipom, neeyae idathai fix pannu, okya, bye!

Ippo nan enna seiya? cha poi soli poi soli enakae kastama iruku, sari vera vali illai, konjam neram kalithu baskeruku phone panni leave kedaichiduchunu solli ingayae vara solida vendiyadhu dhan!


Hello brindha, vandhu romba neram acha, sorry, konjam traffic adhan!

Parva illaiga, nanum ippo dhan vandhen.

Sari edhavadhu sapiduriya, andha kadaiyila butter scotch ice cream nalla irukum, vayen anga poi sapitu kittae pesalam!

Vendam ga, ingaeyae utkardhukulam ennamo pesanum sonnega?

Ama brindha, unkita kalyanam ana annikae sollanumnu nenaichen ana mudiyala, ana unkita sollama iruka mudiyala, adhan inniku kupiten.

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Brindha, nan solvadhu unaku athirchiya irukalam…, actual-ah nan kalyanathuku munnadi oru ponnai kadhalichen.

ennadhu neegaluma, manadhukul brindha.

Ama brindha, nan avalai kadhalichathu unmaidhan. Ana paru kadhalicha konjam nalaiku appuram dhan nanga unardhom, engal kadhal kalyanathil mudiyadhunu. Kalyanam pannikita nanga rendu perum sandhosama irupomgiradhu unmai dhan, ana nanga mattum dhan sandhosama irupomgiradhu oru kasapana unmai. Kadhalikum poluthu namba manasu dhan nambalai attivaikudhu. Kalyanamnu varum poludhu dhan puthi velai seiyudhu. Nanga neraiya pesinom. Kadasiya nanga rendu perum avanga avanga valkaiyai avanga parents kitayae opadaichidulamnu mudivu pannitom.

Eppadinga adhu madiri mudiyum, ortharai kadhalichu, innoruvarai eppadi kalyanam pannipega?

Brindha nee ketpadhu romba sariyana kelvi dhan. Nadakadhunu oru visayam therinja pirangu adhai patriyae nenaichu nenachu enna use sollu? Nanga seidha orae thapu, kadhalikaradhuku munnalae idhai patri yosikadhadu dhan, ellarukum irukum andha weakness engalukum irudhadu, andha sugama unarvai adakavum adhai patri yosikavum engaluku appo theriyalai. Ana nanga marupadiyum innoru thapu seiya virumbalai…

Sorry ga, neega solaradhu ennala ethuka mudiyala, andha ponnu ungalai marandhu eppadiga innoruvarai kalyanam seidhuka mudiyum?

Brindha, nee emotionala yosikira, nanga practicala yosichom. Sila karanathinala engal kadhal kai kudathunu therinja piragu, adhai patriyae yosichu engaluku irukira indha life-ah edhku keduthukanum? Indha valkai inimaiyanadhu, evalavu iruku idhula parka, anubavika, sadhika, something beyond words brindha, so we don’t want to waste our entire life just thinking of one false relation!

Ana kalyanuthuku piragu ungalala andha pennaiyo illai andha pennuku unga yapagamo varadhunu ungalala nichayama solla mudiyuma basker?

Kandipa varum brindha, nan marukala, ana andha ninaivugal nalaga nalaga oru Distant memory-ah agi vidum, anal mukiyma andha ninaivugalal enaku ipoludhu kedaithurukira valkaiyai nan keduthuka matten,unaku unmaiya irupen brindha.

Ana basker neega enkita sonna madiri unga kadhaliyum avanga kanavar kita sonna, avar eppadi eduthupar?

Brindha, elarum thapu seiranga, andha thapai seidhu unaranum. Adhu thapunu unardha adhai marupadiyum seiyama irukanum adhu podum. Ana seindha thapai ellam nama appa amma kitayo illai husband wife kitayo ellathaiyum opikanumnu kedaiyadhu.

Adhu aval kanavaruku seiyira dhrogam illaiya?

Ennai porutha varaiyil adhu dhrogam illai, palasa nenaichu ipoludhu kaiyil irukum valkaiyai kai vita dhan thappu. Unaku inimel unmaiya illamal irundha adhu thapu, unnai marandhu avalai nenaicha adhu thapu..

Appa enkita mattum en sonniga?

Brindha, enaku unmaiyilae unnai romba pidichuruku, enaku nee rombavum practical-ah think panra ponna therinjae, nan sonna adhai nee purindhu kolvaenu enaku nambikai irudhadu adhan sonnen. Adhae madiri avalum ava kanavar kitae sollanumnu katayam kedaiyadhu, valkai muluvadhum sollama irukalam illai piragu sollalam, ennai keta idhai solra alavuku onnumae illainu dhan solven, aval avan kita unmaiya, anba oru perfect wife-ah nadadhukita adhuvae podhum

Appa palasai maraichu pudhusa valkai nadatha mudiyuma?

Brindha nan palasai maraika sollala, maraka solren. Indha valkai namaku evalavo kathu tharudu, adhil edhuvum onru. Adhu dhrogam, thapunu neeyae kutra unarchiyil sagarathai vida, ini enna pannalam, nam life-ah eppadi nalla kondu pogalam, nammal namai sutri irukiravangalai eppadi happy-ah vechukalamnu yosikaradhudan puthisalithanam. So brindha, nan solanumnu nenaichadhai solliten, ini nee dhan sollanum, ennai nee ethupiya brindha?

Basker, enaku enna solradhunae theriyalai..nan…

Nee onrum solla vendam, ennai nee manicha namba innum konja neram inga irukalam, illati veetuku polam, nan unnai kataya padutha maten. Take your own Time Brindha!

Siridhu neram kalithu, Basker nan onnu keta thapa eduthuka mateengalae?

Sollu brindha, edhuvanalam thayangama sollu?

Basker, enaku Butter scotch venum, adhuvum cone-la..

Hahaha..Brindha..i love you brindha, idho eppo vagitu varen.



Brindha, dei innum ennai yosichu kitu iruka, nalaiku office poga vendam, paduma…

Illanga enaku thookam varalai.. neega dhan nalla paduveegalae, edhavadhu oru patu padugalaen?

Sari, unakaga oru pattu, indha patu enaku romba pidicha patu, palaya pattu ana artham ulla patu…indha patu unakaga….


Uravugal thodargathai
Unarvugal sirugathai

oru kadhai endrum mudiyalam,
mudivilum onru thodaralaam ,iniyellaam sugamae

Un nenjiley Baaram Atharkaagavey naanum
sumai thaangiyai maaruvaen
Un kanngalin oaram etharkaagavo eeram
kanneerai naan maatruvaen

Vedhanai theeralam, Verumpani vilagalaam
Vennmegamey pudhu azhagiley naamum inaiyalaam


Vaazhvenbadho Geetham valargindratho naadham
naalondrilum aanandham

Nee kandatho thunbam, Ini vaazhvelaam inbam
suga raagamey aanandham

Nadhiyiley pudhuppunal kadaliley kalandhadhu
Nam sondhamo indru inaindhdhdhu inimai pirandhadhu


Uravugal thodargathai
Unarvugal sirugathai


Ahlo, yaru Vaishnavi Madamgala, nan Basker pesuren, sorry ungalai indha nerathil disturb panniten!

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Ah, ava nalla iruka, ippo thogitu iruka.

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Ayo, nan dhan ungaluku Thanks sollanum, Brindha en eppadi irukiranu ungakitae vandhu ketapo, enmel nambikai vechu brindhavoda kadandha kalathai pathi sonnega, nanum yosichen, ava mela endha thappum irukira madiri enaku theriyalai. Ana enna avalai sari seiyaradhuku dhan enaku oru kadhali irkiradha oru chinna poi solla vendiyadha pochu…

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Andha kadhai ellam appuram solren, brindha thogitu iruka, pavam, ungaluku thanks solla dhan phone panninen, inimae avalai pathi kavalai padadheega, ava inimae ennoda Brindha, hahaha… Bye!

Hello Mr. Vasanth, Good Morning!

Good… Good Morning Madam!

Ennai neega Brindhanae kupidalam, sorry anniku konjam tensionla irudhuten, adhan ungakita sariya pesa mudiyalai. Inniku lunch time-la ungaluku problem illaina, unga doubts ellam kelunga, ennal mudinja varai help panren!

Oh..thanks Madam, sorry brindha, Ippo dhan enaku nimadhiya iruku…romba thanks…

Hahaha..it’s Ok, Relax Venkat, lunch time-la meet panalam, Bye!

(all comments are welcome!)

Idhu Muraiyo? I

(Friends! I didn't know that I will be ready with another story so soon! Here it is!)

Enda kavalaiya iruka venkat?

Velaiku serdhu oru varam achuma, innum mulusa velaiya kathukala, onnumae puriyalai, appadi pannuguranga, eppadi pannuguranga, orae kulapama irukuma

Pudhu velaina appadi thanda irukum, nee en unkuda velai seiyira yarkita yavadhu udhavi keka kudathu, nee konjam maranumda, thana vandhu yarum udavi seiya mattangada, nee dhan poi kekanum

Nanum adhama yosichukitu iruken, nalaiku katayam keka vendiyadhu dhan, vera vali yillai

Sari, poi paduthuko, nan vasathavuku kapi potu kodukanum, avaluku nalaiku exam, pavam kalangathala irundu padichukitu iruka!

Un kavalai Unaku! Yarai keka, um, namba kuda irukura van ellam orae bandha pasangala irukanga, ketta udhavi seivagala? nambalai geli pannitangana? ayo, avamanama poidumae, ennai pathi enna nenaipanga, erkanavae oruthan nambalai thayir sadhamnu kupiduran, avan kita poi keta nan ambel, ellar munnadiyum than dhan periya alu madiri katipan, enna seiya, ayo velai kedaichuduchunu sandhosama irudhaenae, eppadi agumnu nenaikalai. Eppadiyaga yosithu kondae venkat thanaiyum marandhu thoogi ponan

Brindha, Come to my room endru sollikondae ullae ponnar ennoda boss. Ah.. adhan sari, brindha dhan idhuku sariyana allu, avakitayae keka vendiyadhu dhan. Mathavanga ellam waste-u.. brindha ennoda senior, avagaluku ellamae theriyum, enaku irukura sandhegathai avakita sorry avangakita kekurandhu dhan sari. Indha oru varathula ennai rombavum impress panninavanga avanga dhan, romba simple. Adhuvum pudhusa kalyanam anavanganu kelvi patten, avanga saree selectionum, nethiyila pottum, parkavae romba alaga irukum. Avanga kita keta thappa eduthuka matanganu nenaikuren. Ana vandha mudhal varathulayae, ponnugalai bracket poduriyanu evanuga nenaicha. Ayoo, enakunu vandhu vachi irukaigalae, ana vera vali illai, avanga kitae poi ketu en manathai vikaradhuku evakitae chee evangakitae kekalam.

Ahlo, eskuse me madeam, endru ennoda tamilish accentil arambithen.

Yes, Mr…umm.. unga peyar enna?

Venkat madam, ippo dhan oru varam achu velaiku serthu.

Oh, appadiya, good, enna vendum ungaluku?

Madam, enaku sila doubts iruku, ungakita kekalama?

Edhai pathi?

Ennoda velaiyila konjam…

Ah Mr. Um… Venkat, I’m very sorry, You better ask your Trainer.

Moonjiyil adithal pol irudhadu venkatuku. Ayo, manamae pochu, enaku venum, poiyum poiyum enaku eva dhan kedachala, ayo, manamae pochu endru nenaithu kondae, avamanam thangamal, thalaiyai kunidhu kondae than idathuku sendran venkat. Cha, eppadi ayi pochae, nan evangalai pathi guess panninadhu ellam wrong-ah pochu, sari inniku velli kilamai, sani, yayiru office kedaiyadhu, monday anniku, namba pasanga kitayae ketura vendiyadhu dhan.

Pavam venkat Bridhavuku ippoludhu irukum mana kastam ariyadhavan.

Cha, pavam, ippadi solli avanai thirupi anupichitomae, ayo ellam en neram, onnumae sariya nadaka matenguthu. Kalyanam agi oru varam dhan aguthu, adhukula “Enna kalyana kalaiyae mugathil kanumnu” kindal panraga. Eppadi varum, nan dhan innum baskarai mulusa yethukalaiyae. Pongi varum thun kaneerai thudaithu kondu, thun boss roomukul sendral brindha.

Sir, enaku mathiyanam leave venum.

En, ennachu, appo nee dispatch panna velai ellam yaru pathupa

Sir, nan kamala kita solliten

Look brindha, erkanavae neraiya leave neega eduthachu

Sorry sir, enaku konjam udambu sari yillai

Nanum parthukitu dhan varen, kalyanam mudinthu vandhadilirudhu orae dull-a irukeenga, I’m worried Brindha, Anything wrong?

Illai sir, konjam udambu dhan sari yillai, adhan leave venum, Monday kattayam vandhuruven sir

Ok, I’m granting you leave, but look I want to see a more energetic Brindha from Monday, Is that clear to you?

Yes sir!

Bus stop-il brindha nindru kondu irudhal. Eppo veetuku poga mudiyadhu, pona amma ennachu, edhachunu ennai tholaichu eduthuruvanga, sari idhu dhan sari,

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Hello, yaru vaishnaviya, nan brindha pesuren,

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onnum illai, chumma dhan phone panninen, nee ippo veetula dhanae iruka?

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sari appa nan un vettuku varen!

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ayo, chuma dhanu sonela, nee busya irudha sollidu, nan varala!

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Ok, unkita konjam pesanum adhan!

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Sari nee sonna madiriyae nan spencer plazavuku varen, neeyum vaa, please vandhuduvela?

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ayo, sari nan unakaga wait panren, ana katayam vandhududi please, sari nan ippo phone-ah veikuren!

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Ayo ennalae ennai control panna mudiyalaiyae, en ippadi nan weakah iruken, vaishnavi vera vara time agumta, thaniya inga nan enna pannuven. Inga dhan evalavu lovers varanga. Oru kalathula nanum dhanae inga vandhen ennoda Ramesh kuda!

Ramesh, indha peyarai evalavu murai solli irupen, inga evalau murai avan kaiyai pidichu suthi irupen, veetuku theriyamal colleguku kat adichu vitu, ingae nan avanudan sutriya dhinagal evalavu pasumaiyanavai.

Dei ramesh enaku andha cone-ice vangi kududa!

Eh..brindha nee enna chinna kuladhaiya, eppo pathalum cone-ice venum cone-ice venumnu en uyirai vangira?

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Eh, ennachu en pesa matengura?

Eh, vidu, nan dhan un uyira vangaraenae, pinna edhuku enpinna suthikitu irukae, nan poren!

Eh enna brindha, summa oru vilayatuku sonnen, idhuku poi serious-ah edthukuraiyae, eh, inga paru, ennai parunu solraela, nee ennai eppavum uyirai vaganum, nan eppavum unakaga uyirai vidanum, adhan en asai, puriyudha.

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Eh, sorry da, theriyama solliten, ippo nan enna pannina, unnoda mood marum, sollu, venna indha plaza muluvadhum brindha I love you, brindha I love you nu kathitu varava!

Ayo ramesh, podhum niruthu, enaku onnum vendam, nee en koda irudha adhu podhum

Appada, en brindha mood mariachu, iru varen, onaku pidicha butterscotch vangitu varen,

Cupla vendam, conela dhan venum, adhuvum Rendu venum…

Eppadi irukeenga Madam, Butter scotch dhanae venum!

Illai, no thanks! Ayo, evan innum ennai yapagam vechu irukan, poiyum poiyum indha kadai munnadi vandhu ninen paru, pesama vera edathuku povom!

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Thun kai kutai eramaga irupathai unardhal brindha. Idhu allava ivalavu nalaga thunudan endrum thunaiyudan irudhadu. Ennoda kannerai karanam kekamal thudaithathu. Nan avanukaga kathirindha tharunagalil en viyarvaigalai anbaga thudaithatu.

Ramesh ennai manichiduda, nee ennai marakanum…

Enna brindha solrae!

Amada, enga veetula othuka matanga, unaku than theriyumae, engalukum ungalukum neraiya vithyasam iruku, ennala veetuku ethira onnum seiya mudiyadhuda,

Brindha, idhalam nee anniku “nee dhanda enaku eppavum venumnu” sonniyae, adhuku munnadiyae yosithurukanum, unaku payama irundha sollu, nan pesuren vetula

Pleaseda vendam, enaku payama iruku, enga appa munna madiri illai, innoru attack varathuku nan karanama iruka virumbala, please ennai marandhudu

Ayo eppadida unnala eppadi solla mudiyudhu, saniyanae, ithanai nalla olunga thanae irundha..

Ramesh, unkuda palagum poluthu nan ennai marandadhu unmaidhan, ana ippo nilamai vera, ippo kalyanamnu pechu varum poluthu dhan ellam yosika thonudhu, nan thappu panniten, ennai control pani irukanum, nan thadu maritenda please inimae ennai parka try pannadhae, ennala mudiyalaida, nan ennoda veetukaga avanga sandhosathukaga avanga solra padi dhan kekanum, ithanai nala ennai valarthavanga kita poi eppadida…

Podi…unaaaa… appadiyae kondru lam pola iruku, ennai solanum, love pannum poludhu, oru vidha mayakathula irudhuten, namba future-ah pathi pesama vitadhu en thapu!

Sari nan inimae inga iruka mudiyadhu, nan varen, ennai please marandhududa…

Andha varthaiyai sollivitu nan veedu thirumbum varaiyil indha kaikutai ennai eppadiyellam samadhanam seiya udhaviyadhu…!

Ippo ramesh engae irupan, ennai marandhurupana, ayo, ennala avanai maraka mudiyalaiyae, Basker enkita varum poluthu ellam, oru aan parisam enmel padum poludhu ellam enaku ramesh yapagamavae irukae. Ayo, sethurulamnu nenaicha, en veetoda kathi? En appa amma mathavanga munnadi thalai kunidhu poga matagala? Ayo ennala adhu mudiyadhu, nan sethu avagaluku innum kastha thai nan kodu ka matten! Indha udambu avagaludaiyadhu, idhai nan alika enaku urimai illai!

Anal idhuku enna theervu, en ennal rameshai maraka mudiyavillai, pavam basker, innum evalavu naal dhan enakaga poruthu irupar? Avarum oru sarasariyana aan dhanae! Vaishu, innum evalu neramdi agum unaku varadhuku?

(to be contd..)

Idhu Thagumo (Final Part)

Dei mani 8 aga poguthu, innum enna thookam vendi iruku, endhirida, unaku inniku interview vera.

Amma, ennum 5 nimisama, please,

Ayo kadavulae, idhu ellam konjam kuda nallavae illa venkat, konjamavadhu seriousness iruka unaku, endhiri mudhala, kulichitu samiya kumbitu nalla padiya interview attend pannuvana adhai vitutu…

Mukal munagaludan arai thookathil venkat medhuvaga utkardhaan. Adutha oru mani nerathil, amma sonnadhu pol thun ella kadamaigalaiyum mudithu kondu, pooja araikul vandhu samiyai kumbitu (nalla) amma mun vandhan..

Amma ennai asirvadham pannuma,

Thayae kamatchi, nalla padiya interview attend panni ivanuku indha velaiya koduma thayae, iru vibuthiya ituko

Ama perusa idatha ma, parkaravan ellam oru madiriya nenaipan

Onnum nenaika mattangada, idhu dhan unnai kapathum, un mela nalla abiprayamum varum, chinnadha dhan ituruken, Dheiriyama poitu va.

vala meenukum velangu meenukum kalyanum
antha thennakuni kuttum ellam oorgolum
antha nadukadalil nadakuthaiya thirumanam
angu asarakodi alukellam kumalam
Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo endru sollikondae, thun boots ai potu kondu irudhan venkat.

Dei enna patuda idhu, idhuku pathila rendu gayathriyavadhu solluda.

Ayo amma, theriyama paditen, sari nan poren, kadhavai mudiko,

Poitu varenu solluda,

Sari sari, poyitu varen ma..

All the best da kurangu…

Sari valu…bye

Mani aru aga poguthae vasantha innum venkat alai kanumae, enna acho edhacho, enaku orae para paranu iruku, pakathu veetu phone number laiyavadhu phone panni interview ennachunu soli irukulamae

Vandhuruvama, enn tension agurae, nanae indha kanaku vara matenguthunu thalaiyai pichukitu iruken nee verae..

Ama erkanavae trisha madiri mudi veikuren asin madiri style panrenu, bleechu bloochunu nalla valartha unn koodhalai, vetita, irukura mitcha thaiyum eppadiyae pichuko.. sari sari nan ulla poi slogam padikuren, avan vandha enaku sollu.

Om Bhoor Bhuvah Svaha.. endru ragathudan gayathri mandiram padiyadhu andha veetu calling bell

Amma, enaku velai kedaichachu ma, endru sandhosathudan solli kondae ullae vandhan venkat

Eh appadiyada, kekavae romba sandhosama irukuda, andha kamatchi amman dhan nan nandri sollanum, inniyoda namba kastam ellam theerdhadhu

Ama ma, enakae romba tensionah irudhudu, eppadiyo select pannitanga, ana shift irukum, appa appa evening and night shift poga vendi irukum, enna idhu BPO company paru

Konjam kastam dhanda, ana enna panna, ippo dhan ella companyum shift ayiduchae, namba sarasa paiyan kuda shift dhan, adhu en, namba theru mukula irukalae parvathi, ava ponnae night shift poitu varada..

Ah. Enaku theriyuma meenava pathi dhanae solrae

Adhanae parthen, unaku dhan indha theru ponnugalai pathi ellam theiryumae

Dei valu, summa irudi, indha unaku pidicha masal dosai, varum poludhu Saravana bhavanilirudhu parcel vangiti vandhen

Sari ippo idhai eduthukuren, un muthal masa sambalathil enaku appadiyae asin ghazini padathula potu irukura madiri oru dress venum sariya

Okay nee kekura ella karmandhiramum vangi tharedi valu

Adhu ellam vendam, un sambalathila dhanda namba appa kadanaiyum, ivaluku nagaiyum vanganum, kasai waste-ah selavalikama serthu vekanumpa, adhan mukiyam

Sarima enaku theriyadha, don’t worry, sambalam vagiyadhum un kaiyula koduthuduren adhai enna pannanumo adhai panniko, ippo nan poi gopala parthutu vandhuduren

Dei oru coffeyavahdu kudichitu poda

Illama nan avankoda engaiyavadhu velila tea sapitukuren, night sapatuku dhan varuven, bye

Appada, bhagavanae romba nandripa, evanaku indha velai kedaikati romba nodhurupen, ennai kapathita, eh vasatha veetai pathuko, nan mukula irukura namba kamatchi koviluku poitu vandhuduren.

Smile an ever lasting smile, a smile can bring you near to me, don't ever let me find you gone 'cause that would bring a tear to me, this world has lost its glory let's start a brand new story now my love, you think that I don't even mean a single word I say

it's only words and words are all I have to take your heart away

lala lala

Can you please keep the mouth shut Catherine! I gonna listen to Eminem latest hit, you just back off Idiot!

Ma, Look at this Jack, he ain’t allowing me to sing my favourite Band!

You are a real airhead, why do u wanna complain this to mamma, this house is really an armpit, so disgusting.

Now you kids listen here, your daddy is gonna come any time now from his office, I don’t want you people to make him feel more tired okay, Just play yourself around, Only if you behave properly, I will serve you Jaffa Cakes tonight!

Oh mamma, we love you, come’on cathy let’s play in the backyard.

Ah. Darling, welcome home I was just talking about you here. Why you looking so tired!

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Eh, what happened, I am talking to you dear!

I’m sorry, things aren’t quite right here babe, my experience today in the office was a bummer

Oh Jesus, what happened?

How can I say babe? We are all finished. Today is my last day in my office.

Whhat? What are you talking about?

Well, our directors have decided to outsource all our jobs to Asia. And they are now asking us to leave the office. So frustrating, they have decided this almost 3 months ago and it’s only now they are letting us all know.

But dear, how can they do it to you, they must have given some notice period..?

Ah, notice period, well, it’s a week’s time as specified in my appointment letter many years back, I almost noticed it only today. Now what am I going to do, who is going to give me a job, I’ am already into 40’s. We have just started thinking about savings! Our bank balance doesn’t show a good figure. Moreover, we still haven’t paid our loans, life is all miserable now dear.

Oh dear, please don’t cry, let’s think what we can do now.

What’s left, I just don’t know what to do? We just can’t see our kids suffer janet!

Don’t we have any other option?

I have thought about it, we don’t have much help from anyone now. London is too costly to live, I just don’t have any idea, what are we going to do now!

That night passed as silently as it could be…

Next day Mirror News paper had a small news info on its last page that reads like

“Four of family commits suicide”

Staff Reporter:

London: Four members of a family committed suicide in Ascot. The police identified the dead as Bruce (44), Julie (38), Catherine (12) and Jack (10). The police believe the suicide might be due to some financial constraints. The police found out that all members consumed poisoned filled Jaffa Cakes. It’s still not clear if it is done by the consent of all the family members.

Sarima, nan velaiku poitu varen, inniku dhan mudhan naal, late-ah poga kudathu

Saripa, jakiradhaiya poitu vaa…

thun kangalil varum anandha kaneerai thodaithu kondae Murugan slogathai solli kondu irudhal, pavam avaluku theriyadhu, engaiyo moolaiyil londonil Bruce enbavan parthu kondu irundha velaiyai dhan thun magan ingae Amijikaraiyil seiya pogiran endru…

When one door of happiness closes another opens;

Yeah it closed in london and opened in Chennai.........

Idhu Thagumo? (Part 1)

Okay, I am developing a story knot that was in my mind for quite some time (before I forget it!). So here it is. For the first time, I am trying to write a story in tamil in english words, hope you all can (who all can, who is going to read this?) understand.

Amma, amma, nee engama irukae, amma, amma…

Eh venkat, enda kathurae, nan kolla purathula dhanda iruken, unnoda thuniya thuvachukitu iruken… nee dhan 27 vayasu agiyum innum unnoda thuniya thoika matenguriyae…

Ayoo amma, adhellam ippa ilukadhae, unaku sandhosamana visayam onu solren…ennanu guess pannu parpom?

Unaku edhavadhu pudhusa internetla girl friend kedaichudutha enna?

Ayo amma, emma eppo parthalum sandhega patukitae irukeenga..?

Pinna ennada, neeyum romba kalamavae daily 1 hour internet café-la utkarndhutu dhan varae… enna orae vithyasam, munnadi 1 hour surf pannina nooru roopa dhandam.. ippo parva illai, pathu roopa dhan. Enaku vara vara unnai pathi romba kavalaiya iruku, enga edhavadhu oru ponnai chating puttingnu love varaikum vandhudumonu?

Emma enmel nambikai illayama?

Unmela irukuda, ana un vayasu mela illaiyae?

Ayo amma, nan chat ellam panradhu illai, verum blogging dhan?

Adhu enna bloggingo chaplingo, enaku adhu ellam theriyadhupa, thappu thanda edhuvum saiyama irundha sari.

Emma, topic engaiyo kondu poyitiyae… nan edhuku araka paraka unnai kupitenu oru curiosity vendam?

Ama, edhavadhu uppo sappu illadha visayama dhan irukum? Unaku eppavum cinema dhan, avan indha padam panran, andha nadigai thooku matikitanu edhavadhu solvae, endha theethalandi enga ponna enaku enna, unaku innum oru nalla velai kedaikalaiyeda, unaku eppo velai kedaichu, nee eppo kalyanam panni, nan peran pethiya parthu…

Ayo amma, adhan visayamae…

Enna yaravadhu puthusa oru serial nadigai thooku matikitala?

Ayo illama, enaku interview call vandhuruku?

Adhan varam thavarama varudhae unaku, velai dhan kedaicha padillai?

Amma idhu vera, idhu second call, erkanavae idha company la attend panninen, marupadiyum final interviewku kopitu irukanga, anaegama enaku idhu kedaichidumnu nambikai irukuma..

Venkat, unmaiyava solrae, keka romba sandhosama irukuda, unaku ippo guru peyarchi ava poguthu, kandipa nalla kalam dhan, un rasi padi unaku kattayam idhu kedaikum, innikae poi guru peyarilum sani peyarilum unaku oru archanaiyai panniduren… , ama enniku poganum?

Amma nalaniku poganuma..enaku indha velai kedaicha romba super-a irukuma.

Amada un appa vangina kadanai adaika konjam savgariyama irukum, vasanthavuku innum konjam nagai vangi vekalam, avalukum kalyana vayasu vandhuruchae

Poma, ippo enaku enna vayasu ayiduchu, nan innum neraiya padichu doctara varanumnu iruken.

Eh valu, neeyum inga dhan irukiya, enga pechai ottu ketukitu irukiya?

Poda kuragu, tuition mudidhu ippo dhan vandhen, enna en peru adipadudhaenu kadhai indha pakam neetinen, avalavudhan!

Podi ivalae, adhu adhu appa appa nadakanum, nee padi venagula, ana nalla varana vandhaduna ennai thadukathae solliten.

Sari sari, indha sandai yai appuram vechikalam, amma nee inniku enaku pidicha vatha kulambum vadamum porichu poduriya, romba naal achu indha combinationla saptu. Nan adhukula gopala parthutu ennoda interview visayathai solitu vandhuduren.

Amanda adhan mukiyam, poi gopala parthutu ellaithaiyum opichitu varanum, avan kanda unnai thedi varano, nee dhan gopalu gopalunu alaiyira.. avan paru, avan undu avan velai undunu irukan, avan ippadi dhan venkata parka poren, venkata parka porenu avan ammakita solikitu irukana, unakunu oru friend amaijurukan paru.

Poma, unaku eppa parthalum idhae dhan, gopala ilukati unaku thookamae varadhae, sari nan ippo poitu udanae varen, nee nan sonna samayalai panni vai sariya.

Appa bhagavanae, evanuku eppadiyavadhu indha velaiyai vangi kodupa, nee ennai romba sojithitae, evanuku velaiyai vangi koduthudu adhu porum, kaneer malga than andavanai vendinal kamatchi, venkatin thayar.


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