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1in1
Ashwin, look after the house, we are going to the temple and will return back in couple of hours time…

She is also coming along with you?

Who? My wife? Of course da…

Cant you go to temple only in the weekend, instead of going daily?

What’s the problem Ashwin? You know our family situation? We only have two rooms to live; she is just new to our family... I have to take her somewhere daily, so that she enjoys being with us…

I know... but...

You are my little brother, you can understand... but she is new... if I keep her inside these four walls, she will be mad... so you keep preparing for your exams... we will be back soon…

But I am not able to study here... we have this two rooms and it’s so suffocating... Henceforth I am going to my friends house every day evening to study there... I will return only in night for dinner... so...

So...

If you have to go to temple, you please go only in the weekend….

All these days you didn’t know we only have two rooms here and you could able to study... Suddenly now what happened?

Please… don’t ask me anything, I’m going… you two be here …

(Friend calls)

Eh Ashwin… coming ?

Where?

The same place where we went yesterday.. forgot? 5in1 Park.. Lot of birds were there.. We can keep on watching… hehe

No Venkat, I’m not coming, I’ve to study...

Arae.. Yesterday you came with us and we enjoyed watching all birds hiding under the bushes and doing naughty things... hehe..What happened today?

I’m not coming there, I’m not interested... I don’t want to intrude into other people personal things…

If they are personal, who asked them to come to the park and kiss each other, let them do it at their home na…

Please, don’t talk rubbish; I’m going to library nearby my house to study… I’m keeping the phone down.. Bye…

(Sorry Venkat, how can I tell you the truth… when we went to the park yesterday, I watched my own brother with his wife yesterday… I can’t even think that horrible scene again… I had to be blamed… I should have known the nuisance I’m creating for them… they are just married.. and in our two rooms, where is the privacy for them, If I keep on burning the lamp throughout the day in the name of studying…

I didn’t know that they are coming to this park daily when they tell me that they are going for Temple... Now I think I have given them the Temple within our house... so that they can worship wholeheartedly...

2in1

Vasantha, Geetha is in the house or not?

First, put the slippers outside and come inside and relax... Why are you shouting for your daughter from the gate?

You tell me, Geetha is in the house or not?

No, she is not here, has gone to some friends place...

Which friend?

How am I supposed to know all that? May be some college friend...

Are you talking like her mother, can’t you know all these things?

What happened now? Why are you shouting at me?

If you know what I have seen, you won’t be asking such questions to me…

First tell me what happened?

You know this 5in1 park on the way to our house?

Yes…

While I was coming... the bus halted there for few minutes…and... and…

What then?

I saw our daughter with someone in a bench there... in a very... I feel ashamed even to tell that…

What? Don’t talk rubbish; our daughter will not go into all these rubbish things? Did you see her?

No, I didn’t... they were turning that side… and that rascal... was actually touching... oh god... Eshwara… I thought of getting down right there, but the bus was too crowded, I couldn’t’…

You first keep quiet, I’m sure you have seen someone else.. You can’t even read newspaper properly without glass, and you have seen someone from the bus, that too without your glass…

I also wish it should not be our daughter, but still I won’t get satisfied till I get this fact cleared…

Ok, ok, be quiet, our daughter is coming…

(Night)

Vasantha Do you have venkat’s phone number?

Now what are you going to do? Call him and ask if my daughter was there with you in the evening for studying as she told us today?

What else you expect me to do? If she was in Venkat’s house for studying, I’ll thank all gods right now… but if she wasn’t... then... oh…

Oh god. Stop crying like a small child, our child, will not indulge in all these things... that too in Public Park…

Whatever you say? I will not get satisfied, until I check with Venkat… I’ll go to his house tomorrow and check, it will not be appropriate to check over phone…

(Next Day)

Papa… where are you leaving so early?

Ah... I... I... I am going for a walk da …

Walking? Wow... you never used to go all these days, why now suddenly?

Hmm... because.. because.. doctor told me…

Whatever, walking is anyway good... can I come with you for the walk?

Ah... no, no… you be here.. I’ll go all alone…

Ok, if you want to enjoy your privacy even at this age, I won’t disturb you then… but before that I want you to forgive me…

Forgive you? For what?!!!

I actually, i… didn’t go to Venkat’s house for study as I told you pa…

What? You didn’t go to venkat’s house? Then...then... where were you? Vasantha...come here…

Why are you calling mother now? Sorry pa, I told you a lie… I didn’t go to venkat’s house…

You are the belief & trust we have even at this age…. You can’t…

Ayo pa... don’t talk filmy dialogues, I didn’t go anywhere… but I went for this only…

What?

New dress for you & for mother… Happy marriage anniversary papa…

You... you... went…

Yes pa, I went for shopping… it was damn crowd… that’s why got delayed yesterday evening reaching home…

Oh latha... you are my daughter… how can I…

Why what happened?

Nothing.... you forgive this old father da…

3in1

Venkat, I have good news for you…

What is that Sweet Heart?

You are going to be a father Idiot!

Whewwww…. I’m so happy darling... don’t go anywhere else I am coming home right now there… I... eh wait, wait.. My boss calling, let me pick that phone first… Yes boss…

Venkat, we have a Breaking News, I want you to go to 5in1 park immediately…

Sir, I am through for the day, Infact I am already in my home sir…

Listen Venkat, we have a suicide case... It is interesting... a boy found an Internet Clip from a Adult website, which involves his sister & his boyfriend in an alarming position taken in 5in1 park… someone captured it through mobile camera…

Sir…

Listen, after seeing this video, the boy allegedly got angry and hit her sister … it’s still not sure, if the girl committed suicide for the video being leaked on the Internet or by the hit of his brother... I want you to go to 5in1 Park immediately and report from there… I have asked Shilpi to report from their house…

Sir, Actually, I have become a father..So…

Congratulations Venkat, now please rush to 5in1 hotel, we don’t have much time to cover this up… Bye…

Hello...Hello! Subha are you there?

Yes... you are coming na…

No, some urgent assignment, have to rush... will talk to you tonight...

What? What’s the matter?

It is… well leave it… it’s the time to rejoice … let’s not discuss about it now… I don’t really know if I have to feel happy or sad...

Any problem?

No darling... Occupational hazards... will take care of it... you take care of yourself… Bye…

4in1

Sunil, this is a public park, keep your hands away…

Come on yaar… don’t be spoilsport, these days it’s very common…

May be, but I feel very shy…

Nothing to feel shy about it, many couples come here and they just express their love without any inhibitions… come closer…

Ahh… arae… enough sunil… stop it... look there someone is coming…

Who is this villain at this juncture?

Sir… I work as a watchman in this park…

Ah.. so.. what you want?

I don’t want anything, just wanted to know if you people need anything.

What? No, we don’t want anything, you can go…

Hehe… I’m at your service sir…

I told you na, we don’t need anything...

No sir, if you people want, I can arrange for a room for you…

What?

You just have to pay Rs.100 for one hour... full privacy guaranteed… it is just nearby…

Sunil, this guy is mad, let’s go from this place…

Sir, think about it, I’m here only, anytime you want I can arrange for a room for you both…

Sunil, I told you not to behave like this publicly, see, now some idiot is asking if we need room! You know in which sense he is asking us… I really feel ashamed...

It’s ok da... why do you bother his comments… ?

No sunil, now I realize my mistake, it’s no harm coming out with you, but I should have known my limits... I gave too much freedom to you... I really feel ashamed now, how in the world I become senseless to allow you to … god... m leaving…

Sweet Heart, we are anyway going to marry, what’s the problem…

Take your hand Sunil, if you really love me, marry me with your parent consent... I’m all yours... but yes... even after marriage; I will not allow you to do such things publicly… I need to follow the culture I’ve been brought in... Thanks to that watchman… good bye...

5in1

What? You are going to stop blogging? Venkat, but why?

I ran out of ideas man…

Are you joking? We would miss your Gibberish stories then?

Now don’t think I’m a kid ok! I can understand, in which sense you say…

No man I am serious…

Don’t lie Idiot... you hardly visit my blog to read my stories…

No, no... I do... I may not give my comments, but I do visit your blog… I enjoy reading your stories...

Enough, but I am not going to write any more stories… I don’t know what to write... I am not getting any more inspirations to write...

You can’t say like that... writers like you never go out of ideas... you can write stories... seeing anything or hearing anything...

No ya, I can’t…

I bet you can… hmm… see... do you see that park... 5in1 park... it’s more famous for couples coming out there rather than the greeneries around… hehehe..

So what?

So what? … Look can you see a couple there… enjoying sitting in the bench there... not really worried about the people passing by… cant you write one story looking at them…

No I can’t…

You can da Venkat... Come on... fill your blog with this concept… it would be interesting to read…

Nope… As usual people going to thrash me for my stories... that’s what going to happen...