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Ashwin, look after the house, we are going to the temple and will return back in couple of hours time…

She is also coming along with you?

Who? My wife? Of course da…

Cant you go to temple only in the weekend, instead of going daily?

What’s the problem Ashwin? You know our family situation? We only have two rooms to live; she is just new to our family... I have to take her somewhere daily, so that she enjoys being with us…

I know... but...

You are my little brother, you can understand... but she is new... if I keep her inside these four walls, she will be mad... so you keep preparing for your exams... we will be back soon…

But I am not able to study here... we have this two rooms and it’s so suffocating... Henceforth I am going to my friends house every day evening to study there... I will return only in night for dinner... so...

So...

If you have to go to temple, you please go only in the weekend….

All these days you didn’t know we only have two rooms here and you could able to study... Suddenly now what happened?

Please… don’t ask me anything, I’m going… you two be here …

(Friend calls)

Eh Ashwin… coming ?

Where?

The same place where we went yesterday.. forgot? 5in1 Park.. Lot of birds were there.. We can keep on watching… hehe

No Venkat, I’m not coming, I’ve to study...

Arae.. Yesterday you came with us and we enjoyed watching all birds hiding under the bushes and doing naughty things... hehe..What happened today?

I’m not coming there, I’m not interested... I don’t want to intrude into other people personal things…

If they are personal, who asked them to come to the park and kiss each other, let them do it at their home na…

Please, don’t talk rubbish; I’m going to library nearby my house to study… I’m keeping the phone down.. Bye…

(Sorry Venkat, how can I tell you the truth… when we went to the park yesterday, I watched my own brother with his wife yesterday… I can’t even think that horrible scene again… I had to be blamed… I should have known the nuisance I’m creating for them… they are just married.. and in our two rooms, where is the privacy for them, If I keep on burning the lamp throughout the day in the name of studying…

I didn’t know that they are coming to this park daily when they tell me that they are going for Temple... Now I think I have given them the Temple within our house... so that they can worship wholeheartedly...

2in1

Vasantha, Geetha is in the house or not?

First, put the slippers outside and come inside and relax... Why are you shouting for your daughter from the gate?

You tell me, Geetha is in the house or not?

No, she is not here, has gone to some friends place...

Which friend?

How am I supposed to know all that? May be some college friend...

Are you talking like her mother, can’t you know all these things?

What happened now? Why are you shouting at me?

If you know what I have seen, you won’t be asking such questions to me…

First tell me what happened?

You know this 5in1 park on the way to our house?

Yes…

While I was coming... the bus halted there for few minutes…and... and…

What then?

I saw our daughter with someone in a bench there... in a very... I feel ashamed even to tell that…

What? Don’t talk rubbish; our daughter will not go into all these rubbish things? Did you see her?

No, I didn’t... they were turning that side… and that rascal... was actually touching... oh god... Eshwara… I thought of getting down right there, but the bus was too crowded, I couldn’t’…

You first keep quiet, I’m sure you have seen someone else.. You can’t even read newspaper properly without glass, and you have seen someone from the bus, that too without your glass…

I also wish it should not be our daughter, but still I won’t get satisfied till I get this fact cleared…

Ok, ok, be quiet, our daughter is coming…

(Night)

Vasantha Do you have venkat’s phone number?

Now what are you going to do? Call him and ask if my daughter was there with you in the evening for studying as she told us today?

What else you expect me to do? If she was in Venkat’s house for studying, I’ll thank all gods right now… but if she wasn’t... then... oh…

Oh god. Stop crying like a small child, our child, will not indulge in all these things... that too in Public Park…

Whatever you say? I will not get satisfied, until I check with Venkat… I’ll go to his house tomorrow and check, it will not be appropriate to check over phone…

(Next Day)

Papa… where are you leaving so early?

Ah... I... I... I am going for a walk da …

Walking? Wow... you never used to go all these days, why now suddenly?

Hmm... because.. because.. doctor told me…

Whatever, walking is anyway good... can I come with you for the walk?

Ah... no, no… you be here.. I’ll go all alone…

Ok, if you want to enjoy your privacy even at this age, I won’t disturb you then… but before that I want you to forgive me…

Forgive you? For what?!!!

I actually, i… didn’t go to Venkat’s house for study as I told you pa…

What? You didn’t go to venkat’s house? Then...then... where were you? Vasantha...come here…

Why are you calling mother now? Sorry pa, I told you a lie… I didn’t go to venkat’s house…

You are the belief & trust we have even at this age…. You can’t…

Ayo pa... don’t talk filmy dialogues, I didn’t go anywhere… but I went for this only…

What?

New dress for you & for mother… Happy marriage anniversary papa…

You... you... went…

Yes pa, I went for shopping… it was damn crowd… that’s why got delayed yesterday evening reaching home…

Oh latha... you are my daughter… how can I…

Why what happened?

Nothing.... you forgive this old father da…

3in1

Venkat, I have good news for you…

What is that Sweet Heart?

You are going to be a father Idiot!

Whewwww…. I’m so happy darling... don’t go anywhere else I am coming home right now there… I... eh wait, wait.. My boss calling, let me pick that phone first… Yes boss…

Venkat, we have a Breaking News, I want you to go to 5in1 park immediately…

Sir, I am through for the day, Infact I am already in my home sir…

Listen Venkat, we have a suicide case... It is interesting... a boy found an Internet Clip from a Adult website, which involves his sister & his boyfriend in an alarming position taken in 5in1 park… someone captured it through mobile camera…

Sir…

Listen, after seeing this video, the boy allegedly got angry and hit her sister … it’s still not sure, if the girl committed suicide for the video being leaked on the Internet or by the hit of his brother... I want you to go to 5in1 Park immediately and report from there… I have asked Shilpi to report from their house…

Sir, Actually, I have become a father..So…

Congratulations Venkat, now please rush to 5in1 hotel, we don’t have much time to cover this up… Bye…

Hello...Hello! Subha are you there?

Yes... you are coming na…

No, some urgent assignment, have to rush... will talk to you tonight...

What? What’s the matter?

It is… well leave it… it’s the time to rejoice … let’s not discuss about it now… I don’t really know if I have to feel happy or sad...

Any problem?

No darling... Occupational hazards... will take care of it... you take care of yourself… Bye…

4in1

Sunil, this is a public park, keep your hands away…

Come on yaar… don’t be spoilsport, these days it’s very common…

May be, but I feel very shy…

Nothing to feel shy about it, many couples come here and they just express their love without any inhibitions… come closer…

Ahh… arae… enough sunil… stop it... look there someone is coming…

Who is this villain at this juncture?

Sir… I work as a watchman in this park…

Ah.. so.. what you want?

I don’t want anything, just wanted to know if you people need anything.

What? No, we don’t want anything, you can go…

Hehe… I’m at your service sir…

I told you na, we don’t need anything...

No sir, if you people want, I can arrange for a room for you…

What?

You just have to pay Rs.100 for one hour... full privacy guaranteed… it is just nearby…

Sunil, this guy is mad, let’s go from this place…

Sir, think about it, I’m here only, anytime you want I can arrange for a room for you both…

Sunil, I told you not to behave like this publicly, see, now some idiot is asking if we need room! You know in which sense he is asking us… I really feel ashamed...

It’s ok da... why do you bother his comments… ?

No sunil, now I realize my mistake, it’s no harm coming out with you, but I should have known my limits... I gave too much freedom to you... I really feel ashamed now, how in the world I become senseless to allow you to … god... m leaving…

Sweet Heart, we are anyway going to marry, what’s the problem…

Take your hand Sunil, if you really love me, marry me with your parent consent... I’m all yours... but yes... even after marriage; I will not allow you to do such things publicly… I need to follow the culture I’ve been brought in... Thanks to that watchman… good bye...

5in1

What? You are going to stop blogging? Venkat, but why?

I ran out of ideas man…

Are you joking? We would miss your Gibberish stories then?

Now don’t think I’m a kid ok! I can understand, in which sense you say…

No man I am serious…

Don’t lie Idiot... you hardly visit my blog to read my stories…

No, no... I do... I may not give my comments, but I do visit your blog… I enjoy reading your stories...

Enough, but I am not going to write any more stories… I don’t know what to write... I am not getting any more inspirations to write...

You can’t say like that... writers like you never go out of ideas... you can write stories... seeing anything or hearing anything...

No ya, I can’t…

I bet you can… hmm… see... do you see that park... 5in1 park... it’s more famous for couples coming out there rather than the greeneries around… hehehe..

So what?

So what? … Look can you see a couple there… enjoying sitting in the bench there... not really worried about the people passing by… cant you write one story looking at them…

No I can’t…

You can da Venkat... Come on... fill your blog with this concept… it would be interesting to read…

Nope… As usual people going to thrash me for my stories... that’s what going to happen...

Janu....

Venky… I am feeling hungry da…

How many times I told you not to call me Venky…

Why? Venky is so sweet…

Venkat is so sweet..not venky…

Venkat might be your name… But I love calling you venky dear…

Ok, I’ll call you monkey then…

Any name you call me with love, is perfectly acceptable for me sir…

Ok sweet heart… let’s go to Shanthi Sagar and have something...

Shanthi sagar –ah? Why that!

You only told na... that you are hungry!

Ya...but why not some other place...?

Why, what’s wrong in that?

There is nothing wrong, but I remember you taking me to minimum 3 star restaurants during early days of our love…

Ya... that’s why today I came to this stage of searching for middle class restaurants…

Idiot! If you say like this now, where would you take me after our marriage…?

Have to search for street shop vendors…

What?

Nothing da… you can relish those only if you eat there once in a while, not always… come let’s have Bonda…

Poda..

(At the Hotel)

Venky... You know... what’s special today…?

I’m gone... don’t tell me this is our 100 days of our love… or 50th time we have dated together outside...Please… Men are very weak in remembering these calculations…

No da.. Today is world Miss day..

Oh, we have to wish our teachers is it?

Idiot! I’m not talking about your school Miss; I am talking about missing someone you love…. You like… you treasure... Today is world’s Miss day...

Oh I see…

Ya, that’s why I am very particular to see you today as early as possible....don’t want to miss you on this miss day…

Ah...Hot... Hot.. bonda has come..

Do you have any feelings...? I am talking about something emotional... and you are more interested in your Bonda... When all your romance died?

The moment I saw you…

Duffer…

Yaar… let me complete it... I was about to say... the moment I saw you... it is always over flowing... I’m never in shortage…

Ya.. I could see its overflowing in the way the bonda’s are going inside your mouth…

Now what’s the matter? Why you look so irritated today?

Venky.. Be Serious… As I told you over phone..I am thinking of discussing about our love with my father today...

Oh is it? I’ll book a flight tonight then... your father will not leave me if I’m in the town...

I am going…

Eh sorry ma... I am serious now... sit...

No, you eat your bonda’s.. I’m going... you don’t have any seriousness...

Eh don’t go... the time I spend with the you is when I can see heaven on earth... don’t want to see hell right here after you go...

You are never short of filmy dialogue, I’m telling you…

Only I know how sweet you look when you have angry face on me... I really love you…

You are one Flattery king...

Leave that... Don’t get tensed while talking to your father ok! After all I don’t see any reason for your father to say No to such a good looking person on earth...

Venky... not all are blind like me …

Now you have started… Ah...

I am going to tell him clearly... if you are willing to marry me to this stupid, then fine... I am ready... otherwise… I… I… (Sobs)

You fool... now why are you getting emotional…

I don’t know about you… But I can’t see myself romancing with any other stupid than you... I’m telling you... if he says no, you either convince him or you take me somewhere...

Calm down ya... I know about my father-in-law, he can’t be so cruel to such a lovely daughter... if you don’t stop crying, then I’m going to eat this entire bonda...

Idiot... fool... Stupid... you and your bonda… (smiles)

See you look less ugly when u smile than you cry…

You are the most loving person I hate in this entire world… (Hugs)

Madam... this is Shanthi Sagar… not Prem Sagar... please control your emotions...

I am hugging my husband... who can stop me from it…

(Night)

Janu… what’s the matter... just saw your 9 missed calls..

Where were you idiot?

I was in the loo…

As expected... after eating all those bonda’s yourself…

Did you talk to your father...?

No, I’m going to talk in a short while... just thought to hear your voice once before I do that…

Don’t worry Janu… things will be allright.. No one can stop me from the disaster of marrying you...

I’m telling you... I am not going to spare you even a single day post marriage...

Hahah…

Eh, what if he says No…

Janu ma… why this negative thinking...?

No da... whatever he says, I want to see you immediately, only then I think I can live... because if he says YES, I would die out of happiness, and if he says No, I would die anyway …

Don’t be stupid …

Are you coming or not?

Ok, I’ll wait near the park opposite to your house in an hour... is that fine with you?

Thanks da venky.. I love you... wish me luck please..

I love you too janu... all the best…

(After 45 mins…)

Venky.. Have you reached my place?

Janu... did you talk to your father?

Where are you?

Idiot... I asked if you have talked to your father or not?

You first tell me... where are you?

I’m still in my house…

What? I told you to come here stupid!

Yes, but my father was on checking terms today... Couldn’t avoid him... so... But you tell me what happened?

If you are so afraid of your father even to come out of your house... how are you going to talk about our love to him?

Janu! What happened to you? Did you talk to your father or not?

I’m disconnecting the phone... I thought you would be here by now…

Understand da… things are not alright here... that’s why... but I was waiting for your phone all along... tell me da please.. I am not able to wait any longer...

Give me a kiss na…

What?

I said give me a kiss…

On phone?

Yes…

But my phone is dirty…

Idiot! I’m disconnecting…

Ok.. Ok.. Here you go… (Kisses)… got it...

Not bad… VENKY…. VENKY… my father agreed to our love…

Wow…. Hurray… JANU… (Kisses)… (kisses).. (kisses)…

Enough... enough... Want to clean your phone right now, is it?

Haha… I’m so happy janu...

Me too... he wants to meet you tomorrow... thought of meeting you right now and share this good news with a non virtual kiss… but you are very unlucky da venky…

No, I’m not... I am lucky...

How do you say that? You missed my kiss…

No Janu… I’m just 5 secs away to get it...

What? Idiot... you are here only…!!

Ya.. I’m just near the park in front of your house for more than 30 mins Madam…

Oh so sweet… wait for me... don’t go anywhere…

(Near the park)

Venky… I am so happy da.. I didn’t knew it would be so easy as this one... my heart almost came to an halt when he stared at me for a while before nodding his head smiling…

Hahah… I told you... your father cannot be as cruel as you are…

Do I look like a devil to you... stupid! When are you going to talk to your father?

May be tomorrow...

What if he says No…?

Simple... will look for Banu…

Stupid... Idiot... Fool… I’ll kill you… (beats)

Stop….stop... Please.. Stop…

(beating continues)

Arae.. baba.. .listen… my father said yes before your father did…

(beating continues)

Didn’t you listen to me... I said my father said YES before your father did…

What?

Yes Janu.. I discussed it the moment I reached home this evening.. he said Yes too…

Really? Oh venky.. I can’t believe it… (hugs tightly) does all love stories ends in happy ending as ours Venky?

I don’t know about others? But ours did… (kisses on cheeks) (hugs)

I love you da venky….

I love you too Banu… che… Janu…

What ?

(the beating continues for ever…)