Venky… I am feeling hungry da…
How many times I told you not to call me Venky…
Why? Venky is so sweet…
Venkat is so sweet..not venky…
Venkat might be your name… But I love calling you venky dear…
Ok, I’ll call you monkey then…
Any name you call me with love, is perfectly acceptable for me sir…
Ok sweet heart… let’s go to Shanthi Sagar and have something...
Shanthi sagar –ah? Why that!
You only told na... that you are hungry!
Ya...but why not some other place...?
Why, what’s wrong in that?
There is nothing wrong, but I remember you taking me to minimum 3 star restaurants during early days of our love…
Ya... that’s why today I came to this stage of searching for middle class restaurants…
Idiot! If you say like this now, where would you take me after our marriage…?
Have to search for street shop vendors…
What?
Nothing da… you can relish those only if you eat there once in a while, not always… come let’s have Bonda…
Poda..
(At the Hotel)
Venky... You know... what’s special today…?
I’m gone... don’t tell me this is our 100 days of our love… or 50th time we have dated together outside...Please… Men are very weak in remembering these calculations…
No da.. Today is world Miss day..
Oh, we have to wish our teachers is it?
Idiot! I’m not talking about your school Miss; I am talking about missing someone you love…. You like… you treasure... Today is world’s Miss day...
Oh I see…
Ya, that’s why I am very particular to see you today as early as possible....don’t want to miss you on this miss day…
Ah...Hot... Hot.. bonda has come..
Do you have any feelings...? I am talking about something emotional... and you are more interested in your Bonda... When all your romance died?
The moment I saw you…
Duffer…
Yaar… let me complete it... I was about to say... the moment I saw you... it is always over flowing... I’m never in shortage…
Ya.. I could see its overflowing in the way the bonda’s are going inside your mouth…
Now what’s the matter? Why you look so irritated today?
Venky.. Be Serious… As I told you over phone..I am thinking of discussing about our love with my father today...
Oh is it? I’ll book a flight tonight then... your father will not leave me if I’m in the town...
I am going…
Eh sorry ma... I am serious now... sit...
No, you eat your bonda’s.. I’m going... you don’t have any seriousness...
Eh don’t go... the time I spend with the you is when I can see heaven on earth... don’t want to see hell right here after you go...
You are never short of filmy dialogue, I’m telling you…
Only I know how sweet you look when you have angry face on me... I really love you…
You are one Flattery king...
Leave that... Don’t get tensed while talking to your father ok! After all I don’t see any reason for your father to say No to such a good looking person on earth...
Venky... not all are blind like me …
Now you have started… Ah...
I am going to tell him clearly... if you are willing to marry me to this stupid, then fine... I am ready... otherwise… I… I… (Sobs)
You fool... now why are you getting emotional…
I don’t know about you… But I can’t see myself romancing with any other stupid than you... I’m telling you... if he says no, you either convince him or you take me somewhere...
Calm down ya... I know about my father-in-law, he can’t be so cruel to such a lovely daughter... if you don’t stop crying, then I’m going to eat this entire bonda...
Idiot... fool... Stupid... you and your bonda… (smiles)
See you look less ugly when u smile than you cry…
You are the most loving person I hate in this entire world… (Hugs)
Madam... this is Shanthi Sagar… not Prem Sagar... please control your emotions...
I am hugging my husband... who can stop me from it…
(Night)
Janu… what’s the matter... just saw your 9 missed calls..
Where were you idiot?
I was in the loo…
As expected... after eating all those bonda’s yourself…
Did you talk to your father...?
No, I’m going to talk in a short while... just thought to hear your voice once before I do that…
Don’t worry Janu… things will be allright.. No one can stop me from the disaster of marrying you...
I’m telling you... I am not going to spare you even a single day post marriage...
Hahah…
Eh, what if he says No…
Janu ma… why this negative thinking...?
No da... whatever he says, I want to see you immediately, only then I think I can live... because if he says YES, I would die out of happiness, and if he says No, I would die anyway …
Don’t be stupid …
Are you coming or not?
Ok, I’ll wait near the park opposite to your house in an hour... is that fine with you?
Thanks da venky.. I love you... wish me luck please..
I love you too janu... all the best…
(After 45 mins…)
Venky.. Have you reached my place?
Janu... did you talk to your father?
Where are you?
Idiot... I asked if you have talked to your father or not?
You first tell me... where are you?
I’m still in my house…
What? I told you to come here stupid!
Yes, but my father was on checking terms today... Couldn’t avoid him... so... But you tell me what happened?
If you are so afraid of your father even to come out of your house... how are you going to talk about our love to him?
Janu! What happened to you? Did you talk to your father or not?
I’m disconnecting the phone... I thought you would be here by now…
Understand da… things are not alright here... that’s why... but I was waiting for your phone all along... tell me da please.. I am not able to wait any longer...
Give me a kiss na…
What?
I said give me a kiss…
On phone?
Yes…
But my phone is dirty…
Idiot! I’m disconnecting…
Ok.. Ok.. Here you go… (Kisses)… got it...
Not bad… VENKY…. VENKY… my father agreed to our love…
Wow…. Hurray… JANU… (Kisses)… (kisses).. (kisses)…
Enough... enough... Want to clean your phone right now, is it?
Haha… I’m so happy janu...
Me too... he wants to meet you tomorrow... thought of meeting you right now and share this good news with a non virtual kiss… but you are very unlucky da venky…
No, I’m not... I am lucky...
How do you say that? You missed my kiss…
No Janu… I’m just 5 secs away to get it...
What? Idiot... you are here only…!!
Ya.. I’m just near the park in front of your house for more than 30 mins Madam…
Oh so sweet… wait for me... don’t go anywhere…
(Near the park)
Venky… I am so happy da.. I didn’t knew it would be so easy as this one... my heart almost came to an halt when he stared at me for a while before nodding his head smiling…
Hahah… I told you... your father cannot be as cruel as you are…
Do I look like a devil to you... stupid! When are you going to talk to your father?
May be tomorrow...
What if he says No…?
Simple... will look for Banu…
Stupid... Idiot... Fool… I’ll kill you… (beats)
Stop….stop... Please.. Stop…
(beating continues)
Arae.. baba.. .listen… my father said yes before your father did…
(beating continues)
Didn’t you listen to me... I said my father said YES before your father did…
What?
Yes Janu.. I discussed it the moment I reached home this evening.. he said Yes too…
Really? Oh venky.. I can’t believe it… (hugs tightly) does all love stories ends in happy ending as ours Venky?
I don’t know about others? But ours did… (kisses on cheeks) (hugs)
I love you da venky….
I love you too Banu… che… Janu…
What ?
(the beating continues for ever…)
How many times I told you not to call me Venky…
Why? Venky is so sweet…
Venkat is so sweet..not venky…
Venkat might be your name… But I love calling you venky dear…
Ok, I’ll call you monkey then…
Any name you call me with love, is perfectly acceptable for me sir…
Ok sweet heart… let’s go to Shanthi Sagar and have something...
Shanthi sagar –ah? Why that!
You only told na... that you are hungry!
Ya...but why not some other place...?
Why, what’s wrong in that?
There is nothing wrong, but I remember you taking me to minimum 3 star restaurants during early days of our love…
Ya... that’s why today I came to this stage of searching for middle class restaurants…
Idiot! If you say like this now, where would you take me after our marriage…?
Have to search for street shop vendors…
What?
Nothing da… you can relish those only if you eat there once in a while, not always… come let’s have Bonda…
Poda..
(At the Hotel)
Venky... You know... what’s special today…?
I’m gone... don’t tell me this is our 100 days of our love… or 50th time we have dated together outside...Please… Men are very weak in remembering these calculations…
No da.. Today is world Miss day..
Oh, we have to wish our teachers is it?
Idiot! I’m not talking about your school Miss; I am talking about missing someone you love…. You like… you treasure... Today is world’s Miss day...
Oh I see…
Ya, that’s why I am very particular to see you today as early as possible....don’t want to miss you on this miss day…
Ah...Hot... Hot.. bonda has come..
Do you have any feelings...? I am talking about something emotional... and you are more interested in your Bonda... When all your romance died?
The moment I saw you…
Duffer…
Yaar… let me complete it... I was about to say... the moment I saw you... it is always over flowing... I’m never in shortage…
Ya.. I could see its overflowing in the way the bonda’s are going inside your mouth…
Now what’s the matter? Why you look so irritated today?
Venky.. Be Serious… As I told you over phone..I am thinking of discussing about our love with my father today...
Oh is it? I’ll book a flight tonight then... your father will not leave me if I’m in the town...
I am going…
Eh sorry ma... I am serious now... sit...
No, you eat your bonda’s.. I’m going... you don’t have any seriousness...
Eh don’t go... the time I spend with the you is when I can see heaven on earth... don’t want to see hell right here after you go...
You are never short of filmy dialogue, I’m telling you…
Only I know how sweet you look when you have angry face on me... I really love you…
You are one Flattery king...
Leave that... Don’t get tensed while talking to your father ok! After all I don’t see any reason for your father to say No to such a good looking person on earth...
Venky... not all are blind like me …
Now you have started… Ah...
I am going to tell him clearly... if you are willing to marry me to this stupid, then fine... I am ready... otherwise… I… I… (Sobs)
You fool... now why are you getting emotional…
I don’t know about you… But I can’t see myself romancing with any other stupid than you... I’m telling you... if he says no, you either convince him or you take me somewhere...
Calm down ya... I know about my father-in-law, he can’t be so cruel to such a lovely daughter... if you don’t stop crying, then I’m going to eat this entire bonda...
Idiot... fool... Stupid... you and your bonda… (smiles)
See you look less ugly when u smile than you cry…
You are the most loving person I hate in this entire world… (Hugs)
Madam... this is Shanthi Sagar… not Prem Sagar... please control your emotions...
I am hugging my husband... who can stop me from it…
(Night)
Janu… what’s the matter... just saw your 9 missed calls..
Where were you idiot?
I was in the loo…
As expected... after eating all those bonda’s yourself…
Did you talk to your father...?
No, I’m going to talk in a short while... just thought to hear your voice once before I do that…
Don’t worry Janu… things will be allright.. No one can stop me from the disaster of marrying you...
I’m telling you... I am not going to spare you even a single day post marriage...
Hahah…
Eh, what if he says No…
Janu ma… why this negative thinking...?
No da... whatever he says, I want to see you immediately, only then I think I can live... because if he says YES, I would die out of happiness, and if he says No, I would die anyway …
Don’t be stupid …
Are you coming or not?
Ok, I’ll wait near the park opposite to your house in an hour... is that fine with you?
Thanks da venky.. I love you... wish me luck please..
I love you too janu... all the best…
(After 45 mins…)
Venky.. Have you reached my place?
Janu... did you talk to your father?
Where are you?
Idiot... I asked if you have talked to your father or not?
You first tell me... where are you?
I’m still in my house…
What? I told you to come here stupid!
Yes, but my father was on checking terms today... Couldn’t avoid him... so... But you tell me what happened?
If you are so afraid of your father even to come out of your house... how are you going to talk about our love to him?
Janu! What happened to you? Did you talk to your father or not?
I’m disconnecting the phone... I thought you would be here by now…
Understand da… things are not alright here... that’s why... but I was waiting for your phone all along... tell me da please.. I am not able to wait any longer...
Give me a kiss na…
What?
I said give me a kiss…
On phone?
Yes…
But my phone is dirty…
Idiot! I’m disconnecting…
Ok.. Ok.. Here you go… (Kisses)… got it...
Not bad… VENKY…. VENKY… my father agreed to our love…
Wow…. Hurray… JANU… (Kisses)… (kisses).. (kisses)…
Enough... enough... Want to clean your phone right now, is it?
Haha… I’m so happy janu...
Me too... he wants to meet you tomorrow... thought of meeting you right now and share this good news with a non virtual kiss… but you are very unlucky da venky…
No, I’m not... I am lucky...
How do you say that? You missed my kiss…
No Janu… I’m just 5 secs away to get it...
What? Idiot... you are here only…!!
Ya.. I’m just near the park in front of your house for more than 30 mins Madam…
Oh so sweet… wait for me... don’t go anywhere…
(Near the park)
Venky… I am so happy da.. I didn’t knew it would be so easy as this one... my heart almost came to an halt when he stared at me for a while before nodding his head smiling…
Hahah… I told you... your father cannot be as cruel as you are…
Do I look like a devil to you... stupid! When are you going to talk to your father?
May be tomorrow...
What if he says No…?
Simple... will look for Banu…
Stupid... Idiot... Fool… I’ll kill you… (beats)
Stop….stop... Please.. Stop…
(beating continues)
Arae.. baba.. .listen… my father said yes before your father did…
(beating continues)
Didn’t you listen to me... I said my father said YES before your father did…
What?
Yes Janu.. I discussed it the moment I reached home this evening.. he said Yes too…
Really? Oh venky.. I can’t believe it… (hugs tightly) does all love stories ends in happy ending as ours Venky?
I don’t know about others? But ours did… (kisses on cheeks) (hugs)
I love you da venky….
I love you too Banu… che… Janu…
What ?
(the beating continues for ever…)
2 comments:
Hahaha...That was a nice and funny write up! :)
good one, and yeah I wonder how many stories in reality start like this!! may be next generation is kool enuf to be parents like that
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